Trump wants bust of Obama in Oval Office
Trump Tower - Alex Jones, spokesman for the PEOTUS, Trump, revealed today that Trump changed his mind about wanting a Churchhill bust in his office. The BBC was stunned. They responded with attacks on Trump and a Churchill marathon. The Queen had...
Read full storyCNN: "Donald, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Moscow gets 20 million Utube hits!"
In a contentious press conference today a female reporter from CNN asked President-elect Donald Trump about the report that the Russians had salacious information about him and his visit to Moscow in 2013. The words "golden shower" were in the repor...
Read full storyTen Facts About Kate Middleton
As a country (I mean the UK, you know a proper country) we have a tendency to fawn over people who wear incredibly expensive jewellery, live in palaces and expect the tax payer to foot the bill when their roof has a leak. So to play to the gallery as it were here are seven facts you didn't know about our future Queen Kate Middleton. 1. As part of the Royal Family she has several other titles in...
Read full storyAsteroids V Brexiteers
NASA has discovered two massive objects hurtling through space towards Earth. They reckon ones a comet but as one scientist says "We're fucked if we know what the other bastard thing is. The ship from Blakes 7?" Upon hearing that yet another forei...
Read full storyThunder Snow!
The country is once again facing it's gravest threat. We the British people must stand strong and united in the face of such a unrelenting invasion! We are of course talking about the few days every year the entire country loses it's shit over some s...
Read full storyMeet "Mad Dog" Mattis, the Man Who Will Keep America Safe Again and the Doctrine of Military Expediency
While president-elect Donald J. Trump vows to make America "great again," James N. Mattis has been tasked with making America safe again, The retired United States Marine Corps general who last served as the 11th Commander of United States Central Command, the Unified Combatant Command responsible for American military operations in the Middle East, and the Northeast Africa and Central Asia, from...
Read full storyRocky Horror Trump show is now being performed in the White House!
President elect, "Rocky Trump", has decided to perform a new version of the seventies Broadway show and film every time he confronts the press! Trump says, "what is the point of being serious standing in front of a bunch of journo baboons who repr...
Read full storyMegyn Kelly rejected by TheSpoof.com after NBC fires her
Allentown, PA - Sources from TheSpoof.com, including Skoober, report that Megyn Kelly continues to nose-dive. After flailing at FOX, tanking the ratings for NBC during her brief internship there, she was recently rejected by this august journal as w...
Read full storyTrump Says He Won't Hire Just Any Crackpot for His Cabinet, He Will Take it On a Crackpot by Crackpot Basis
Trump Tower II Donald Trump announced, from his new secret hiding place which he calls Trump Tower II, that not just any crackpot could be in his government, even though that's what it appears from who he's appointed so far. Trump has been scared...
Read full storyDad Runs Out Of Things To Say To His Kids On The Fourth Snow Day
After enduring 4 snow days in a row Greg Smith realized he had nothing left to say to his kids. After exhausting conversations around snowmen, santa, legos, elf on a shelf and chicken nuggets Greg resigned himself to the fact that his kids really hav...
Read full storyJesus Stands by His People, Makes Sure Black Lives Matter in Birmingham
Jesus found himself in the news again, this time in Birmingham, Alabama, the cradle of the Civil Rights movement. The Savior vowed to stand by His "people" until the "White Devils," as he called them, stopped physically harassing them as they did at...
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