Written by b kenneth mcgee

Thursday, 12 January 2017

In a contentious press conference today a female reporter from CNN asked President-elect Donald Trump about the report that the Russians had salacious information about him and his visit to Moscow in 2013.  The words "golden shower" were in the report and evidently refer to this term which means the act of urinating on your sex partner for sexual pleasure. The term was brought to light when golfer Tiger Woods was quoted as saying he had indulged in this most perverted of human sexual pleasures. The nation, for the most part, was disgusted at his disclosure.

Trump exploded at the question and yelled..."LIES!  LIES!  LIES!  You are fake news!  You are the scourge of the universe! You are WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! You are a fake person!"

The reporter broke through Trump's tirade and called out to him,  "Then, why are you the only person in America that thinks the abbreviation 'PG' doesn't stand for parental guidance?"

 As the assembled journalists started to laugh and jeer, the President-elect of the United States of America face flushed and contorted with rage as his Secret Service detail restrained him. He screamed...."PISS ON YOU!"

To her credit, according to those in attendance, she maintained her composure and answered calmly..."I'm working right now, but,"  and she paused with a wry smile..."I can catch you later."

   According to CNN: As the security detail quickly surrounded him, he appeared to be weeping uncontrollably and those nearest thought they heard him gasping..."Get her number. Get her number."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Donald Trump




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