President elect, "Rocky Trump", has decided to perform a new version of the seventies Broadway show and film every time he confronts the press!
Trump says, "what is the point of being serious standing in front of a bunch of journo baboons who represent lies, corruption and illegal news reporting, I might as well do a 'stand up comedy show'!"
So being a great lover of the Rocky Horror travesty, he has asked his aids to script write an up-to-date version so he can stand in front of the world and act like a seductive Tranny, although the high-heels and fishnets would kill him!.
Yesterday's press conference was Trump's first attempt to entertain the world's press with his latest directives of utter bullshit, and man was it a hit! The only thing missing were his high-heels and fishnets, he had a dose of sore feet! Make-up, he had enough, only his eye-liner was missing.
The coming eight years promise to be howlers as the worlds crooked press invade the White House begging for more travesty from Trump; it's a win, win situation and perfect for Americans who just love a Broadway Show.
As for the rest of the world, Putin, Merkel, May, who tend to be slightly more conservative in their political addresses to the media, the Rocky Trump Horror show could provide them with several headaches, but who cares, he's going to build a wall around the US anyway; maybe it's better that way!