Wile E. Coyote Names ACME And Road Runner In Personal Injury Lawsuit
BILLINGSGATE POST: Wile E. Coyote filed charges against ACME Corporation and the Road Runner in the Los Angeles District Court this morning. Represented by Attorney to the Stars, Gloria Pinchmouth, Coyote alleges that ACME Corporation and the Road...
Read full storyRoad reopens after Asda receipt is found on M2 near Sittingbourne
A section of the M2 has reopened - more than eight hours after an Asda receipt was found near a slip road. Highways Agency experts say the receipt has now been removed from near the exit slip road at Junction 5 of the M2 coastbound carriageway for...
Read full storySo old and gaga there's mothballs up her fanny
London - "In addition to destroying insects such as moths and silverfish," the Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon explained, "royal mothballs make useful stovepipe cleaners and snake repellants." The remarks come amid reports that Britain's Queen...
Read full storyOffice workers to face corporal punishment when they misbehave
- IFL Group, an Internet marketing agency in Aberdeen brought in the system - Punishment is used on 'a minority' of workers with low productivity or who misbehave - Bosses smacking their employees will 'encourage other workers to work harder'...
Read full storyMagu, The Jumping YouTube Cat, Accidentally Returned To Box Store
Tokyo, Japan - Well, it finally happened - Magu, the lovable fluffy cat that loves to jump into any box he can find for his Youtube audience, was finally returned to a box store by accident on Friday. "I had just bought a new vacuum cleaner," expl...
Read full storyBaltimore Homeless Dealt With During Curfew
Baltimore, MD - During the recent Baltimore riots, the many homeless people living on the streets were also forced to comply with the city's overnight curfew, which lead to some very strange scenes in the down-trodden city. "They duct-taped me to...
Read full storyISIS claims responsibility for your spilled milk this morning
Militant Islamist group, ISIS released a statement this morning claiming responsibility for acts that will certainly interrupt your daily routine. "We will strike you when you least expect it, when you are most vulnerable, when you are still rubbi...
Read full storySidibe/Curry Rom-Com Pulled from Theaters
For the first time in showbiz history a motion picture has been pulled from screens across the U.S. due to it's disastrous economy wrecking title. The romantic comedy, starring Gabourey Sidibe and Tim Curry, was about a May/December romance that b...
Read full storyMan Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim
A man walking his dog in a wooded area near Evesham has told friends how, despite expecting to any minute, he didn't find a mutilated corpse, the victim of some gruesome revenge killing or spontaneous, frenzied 'rape-gone-wrong'. The man, Ernest N...
Read full storyQueen's Park "Pulls Out" of 2015 Sex Ed. Curriculum
Following the surge of parent protests on Monday, May 4th, the Ontario provincial government has rescinded their stance on the newly proposed sexual education curriculum. Newly revised curriculum affects grades 1-12. A summary of the pre-revised cu...
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