The Iraqi Invasion Movie... at Last!
This epic film, titled "Tanks for the Memory" is based on the invasion of Iraq by America. Its original title "It'll all Blow Over" was lobbied against by Irish political party Sinn Fein as "inappropriate" and "likely to cause unfair attention to our political mandate at home". The party's lawyers Schillings of London threatened court action on the basis that "unintended associations between...
Read full storyMile High IVF Airways tells cabin crew they will be fired if the fail to get pregnant
Tampax, Florida - Female Mile High IVF Airways cabin crew have been told they can be sacked if they fail to get pregnant at 33,000 feet. Three cycles of in vitro fertilization in optimum atmospheric conditions should be enough to suit most women's...
Read full storyRecrudescence of political claptrap in 2015 presidential election
Once again, Americans are treated to a display of obscene self-promotion of egomaniacal proportion only fusing the personalities of P.T. Barnum, Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Kim Jong Un, and Idi Amin Dada could match. "The Donald;" oh you remember him -...
Read full storyTrump trumps all the other Republican candidates
Interview of mob attending Trump's announcement he is running for the presidency, at the conclusion. Interviewer: Serge Flocco, NBC News, at 4.00 o'clock. "Madam," said Serge, dressed in his unique serge-blue suit, light gray cravat, and over-sized Skechers Flex-walk sandals, "what comments do you have to make about the Donald's announcement." "Thank you for asking," a madam dressed in ti...
Read full storyThe truth about "possible side effects"
I just paid attention to an often aired commercial about Lyrica, discretely mentioning a bunch of horrible side affects, one being skin sores. I had a vision of these sores appearing on a users face and the poor person chasing after people yelling, Stop, I don't have leprosy! I'm just taking a drug for diabetic pain! I swear the drug commercials have some powerful subliminal mind control go...
Read full storyCaitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else
CALABASAS, CA - Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, lambasted Rachel Dolezal for pretending to be someone else. Dolezal came to media attention when her white parents publicly stated that Dolezal is a white woman posing as black NAAC...
Read full storyRush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"
Rush Limbaugh has turned over a new leaf and has started criticizing Republican candidates. Hey, that's a good thing, right? Well... maybe. Depends on how you look at it. After all, "Truth is what works," as one famous American famously said. Recently, on his viral (or at least highly virulent) radio show, "Rush the Magic White Boy," sinister allegations started circulating about Ted...
Read full storyCalais bans truckers from smuggling immigrants!
The port authorities at Calais have banned truckers from picking up thousands of illegal immigrants breaking into their trucks! One French copper gave this astonishing interview to Jaggedone's CIA special immigrant reporter, Messieur Jean-Claude...
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