Caitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else

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Wednesday, 17 June 2015

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CALABASAS, CA - Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, lambasted Rachel Dolezal for pretending to be someone else.

Dolezal came to media attention when her white parents publicly stated that Dolezal is a white woman posing as black NAACP activist.

In a press conference held yesterday Ms. Jenner's spokespeople, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, demanded that Ms. Dolezal renounce her unscrupulous and deceptive activities and embrace her whiteness. Mr. West added that "he has no problem embracing Kim's white ass.

Dolezal is also bisexual. In related news, the LGBT community is in an uproar, because of the media's constant hammering of Ms. Dolezal.

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