Russian spy ring smashed
New York - A new Anna Chapman scandal has erupted in NYC with the arrest of three Russian spies stationed in Wall Street's premier cocaine dealing district. Dim-Eatery Pissoff, Sirgay Molotov-Koktale and cell-leader Alexander Bumpkopf were busted...
Read full storyAmerican Sniper Casual Hunting Outfit With Modified SEAL Enemy Dispatch Kit
BILLINGSGATE POST: Can you imagine how many more mortal dispatches the legendary American Sniper would have made if only he had been outfitted with an authentic Dr. Billingsgate Modified SEAL Enemy Dispatch Kit? With its night vision goggles, the Wo...
Read full storyNFL Meeting to Develop 2015-16 Season Controversies
Like all businesses, publicity is an important part of the NFL. So important that the NFL is holding a mandatory owners meeting on Monday after the Superbowl to discuss publicity for 2015. "2014 was such a great year with Ray Rice, a gay player,...
Read full storyRick Perry says Texas Will Use The Guillotine in Future Public Executions
Mo Goldstein of The Dallas Star asked Perry why he was switching from lethal injection to The Guillotine and he replied: "Well Mo I want to avoid all this controversy about whether legal Injection is too cruel for these baby rapers and other violen...
Read full storyGhost of President Nixon draws the line at being associated with deflated balls
"It's lazy journalism", the deceased President, Richard Nixon stated, pertaining to the use of "gate" as a suffix to insinuate a conspiracy. "Seriously, do you vultures have any creativity left?" he addressed toward the gathered press. The fo...
Read full storyNicole Kidman and Tom Cruise to Star Again
The film soon to be released "Blood on a White Rose" is already being forecast to clean up at next year's Oscars. It is a drama with class and style. One critic said, "If it were a painting it would be a Raphael." The film teams up, for one more...
Read full storySyria Wins in Greece
In a radical shift that has alarmed all of Europe Greek voters have opted for Syria to run their new Government. Syria is opposed to the European establishment and their leader, Alexis Assan, has declared that the way is now open for Greece to all...
Read full storyIndianapolis coach's explanation "not convincing," Science Guy says
Bill Nigh, the Science Guy, a die-hard Indianapolis Dolts fan, hypothesizes that the explanation of the New England Playoffs coach, Bill Bellyache, that global warming is the cause of his team's under-inflated balls is "dubious at best." Climate...
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