New York - A new Anna Chapman scandal has erupted in NYC with the arrest of three Russian spies stationed in Wall Street's premier cocaine dealing district.
Dim-Eatery Pissoff, Sirgay Molotov-Koktale and cell-leader Alexander Bumpkopf were busted by the Feds on Monday following a painstaking five year probe.
Indictment papers filed before a US Southern District of New York court say the alleged investment wankers - uh, bankers! - were caught conducting activities incompatible with their status as Putin's arses.
Today's 6am raid on a Riverfale condo began when traces of Plutonium-210 were discovered five years ago in Anna Chapman's knickers and led the Feds to the suspects' secret NYC Blair. Lair.
Commenting on the espionage ring's indictment the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York commended FBI efforts in smashing the latest leg of the KGB operation.
"It's what makes my job so darned satisfying," Preet Bharara chuckled.
Expect plenty more dawn swoops on snooping foreign toe rags as this morning's trio snitch up all their mates.