Syria Wins in Greece

Written by j.w.

Monday, 26 January 2015

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Syria take over in Greece

In a radical shift that has alarmed all of Europe Greek voters have opted for Syria to run their new Government.

Syria is opposed to the European establishment and their leader, Alexis Assan, has declared that the way is now open for Greece to ally with Syria in a pact that will end IS influence in the region.
'The Capitalists shouldn't lose their heads about this, after all we are not moving in with Saudi Arabia like the rest of them!'

Crowds of Greeks have found their voices in a transformation that will rock the world more than any rolling stone.

Alexis Assan declared: 'The Greeks have a word for it - NO - we say no to all the rubbish coming from European institutions. Syria has the answers - it may be Greek to some people but we are the cradle of Democracy. As Plato said "He who sees the future rules the world" - we are the future."

David Cameroon has declared that Greece will no longer be taught at Eton.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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