Mo Goldstein of The Dallas Star asked Perry why he was switching from lethal injection to The Guillotine and he replied: "Well Mo I want to avoid all this controversy about whether legal Injection is too cruel for these baby rapers and other violent defectives and just go ahead and chop their heads off!"
He continued; "Texas leads the world in executions and we want to maintain our leadership in that area AND the Guillotine is a great symbol of justice in the face of Tyrrany,"
When asked if he thought the Guillotine was too cruel Perry replied; "Hell no! Hey! - All polls show that Texans would like these viscious folks to be executed by the victim's relatives in whatever manner they saw fit , and that includes barbecuing them over a slow fire."
Perry went on; "These cruel animals should be damn thankful that I am a God fearing Christian or they would suffer the agonies off hell afore they died!"
Mo asked "What about The Supreme Court?" - Perry replied; "Well that's why we're goin ahead with The Guillotine and also makin the executions public which ought to put the fear of God into anyone contemplatin mayhem and murder."
Perry concluded; "And when I become President this Libtard coddling of defective folks is gonna come to a screeching halt! You knowI hate them Muslim terrorists. BUT -you don't see to much crime with that Sharia justice those folks use over there!"