Jesuis Wept cartoon for Charlie Hebdo commemorative front cover
Paris, France - Wednesday's massive five million print run of the mammorial - ah, memorial! - edition has already sold out in the wake of the massacre following a huge weekend PR campaign. Its front cover features a bearded Jesuis Wept figure coo...
Read full storyBlair to give On The Runs 'evidence' about fugitive bastards' sprint to top statesmen jobs
London - Feckin filthy Oirish terrists cut themselves one helluva sweetheart deal a UK Parliamentary Committee will hear on Tuesday as former Prime Monster Tony B Liar takes the stand at a Norhtern Ireland affairs grill. Politicians are probing ho...
Read full storyTed Cruz Will Sponsor Space Program to reach God
Texas Senator Ted Cruz was appointed the chair of the Senate subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness last week - which means he will be in charge of overseeing space agency NASA in Congress. He announced; "As the new head of The Commit...
Read full storyAttorney General invokes deity to decide Petraeus case
Attorney General Eric Holder yesterday claimed the Petraeus case will be decided "at the highest" level in an "appropriate" way. Meanwhile, Senator Feinstein urged that people can't be too careful with their behaviors in various chambers when they...
Read full story"Oral Sex Bootcamp Saved My Marriage!" says Hillary Clinton
Responding to the attack by David Geffen, former Clinton ally and fund raiser, and now Mitt Romney supporter that Bill would be risky (meaning frisky) to have as first man. "After Bill got "attended to" in the oval orifice by Monica Lewinsky," Mrs...
Read full storyDrone Arms Itself, Finally Makes Golden Globes Award Show Watchable
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - The 72nd annual Golden Globes awards ceremony had some fireworks tonight for a change. For the first time in the show's history, a drone was employed to get some unique camera angles for the audience around the world. Then the fun...
Read full storyFox News Insults "Muslim" Birmingham
Fox News commentator, Steven Emerson, has again apologised to the city of Birmingham, UK. Having previously apologised for the factually inaccurate statement that Birmingham was a "Muslim-only city", Emerson has today issued a statement apologising t...
Read full storyEntirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow
All of Cuba was hammered by a snowstorm last night which dumped twelve feet of snow on the island. Both the Cuban government and the U.S. Congress are blaming President Barack Obama. "It's a catastrophe. We've never had this much snow. Adios, amig...
Read full storyGovernment minister: 'better France than us'
A high ranking government official has expressed his relief that last week's terrorist attacks took place in Paris rather than in London. The former cabinet minister, who wishes to remain anonymous, told this satirist, "I'm delighted that the terr...
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