Blair to give On The Runs 'evidence' about fugitive bastards' sprint to top statesmen jobs

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 12 January 2015

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Evidence? Nothing's under oath, mate, keep yer heir on

London - Feckin filthy Oirish terrists cut themselves one helluva sweetheart deal a UK Parliamentary Committee will hear on Tuesday as former Prime Monster Tony B Liar takes the stand at a Norhtern Ireland affairs grill.

Politicians are probing how hundreds of Diarrhea Democrats - or fugitive IRA 'On The Runs' as they are known - managed to get-out-of-jail-free cards wiping the slate clean of decades of disgusting activities.

Blair has been summoned to testify before the Commons probe and explain why he sent out more than 200 Letters Of Comfort to all those bombing suspects.

And then fast-tracked them to cushy Global Piss Process sinecures 'like President of the United States'.

Of particular interest is how convicted County Shergar terrorist Dave McSemtex somehow managed to accumulate a $200m fortune following probate completion of Libyan arsehole Colonel Gaddafi's will.

Then there are George W Bush's criminal records as compiled by the UK Metropolitan Police about paedo forays into British youth clubs in the company of Prince Philip and the Duke of Skag.

Makes you puke if you factor in Prince William and Harry's molestation of household cavalry gerbils.

Batten down the hatches for Tuesday's 2pm cringefest.

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