Jesuis Wept cartoon for Charlie Hebdo commemorative front cover

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 12 January 2015

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A moderator on the Jihadi-R-Souls-R-Us.con webshite

Paris, France - Wednesday's massive five million print run of the mammorial - ah, memorial! - edition has already sold out in the wake of the massacre following a huge weekend PR campaign.

Its front cover features a bearded Jesuis Wept figure cooking falafel in a back-burner source-pan marked Daesh, the Arabic word for jihadi arsehole.

Publishers at the beleaguered Charlie Hebdo offices are hoping commemorative issue sales will help fund urgent life insurance premiums.

And a few safe houses until tensions start to cool.

Commenting on the upcoming edition a moderator on the Jihadi-R-Souls-R-Us webshite said, 'WTF?' this evening as news of the controversial publication broke.

Merde alors.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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