Jihadi tweets that #momoftheyear vid footage 'is fake'
Damascus, Syria - A video of a Baltimore mother head-slapping her feckless son for rampaging at the city's recent riots has been staged for prophet a leading Jihadi webshite has warned. "This fake Western propaganda fools no one," Mustapha Pee, m...
Read full storyDon't Double-Park in Finland
Helsinki, Finland - If you're rich, and you live in Finland, don't get caught breaking the law in your car. That's the message sent by the Finnish government, as fines are given based on your income. Don't tell this to Saku Longfardts, owner of the L...
Read full storyObama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest
WASHINGTON, DC - Climate change "is not a problem for another generation," President Obama said Wednesday during an Earth Day address in Baltimore. "This is a problem now." The president outlined a series of taxes he has pushed to restrict capital...
Read full story'I'm a 70's celebrity, get me out of here!'
Channel Cinco have announced that they are to release a novel reality show which will have a similar concept to the jungle-based 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here', which is currently broadcast by rival channel, ITV. The Channel Cinco show, wit...
Read full storyBruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Bruce Jenner shocked the world with his announcement that "he" plans on having his genitals replaced, so "he" can be the woman of his dreams. Once the sex-change surgery is completed, Mr. Jenner plans to complete his transformation...
Read full storyBlues Singer's Dog Runs Away
Braxton, Mississippi - Blues singer and guitarist Henry Johnson Jr. had more bad luck this week when his dog ran away. Johnson was recently fired by his own wife, who then dumped him and began a relationship with the man she hired to replace him. Jo...
Read full storyAFC Bournemouth Rule Out Complacency Ahead Of Crucial Last Game
AFC Bournemouth, the little-known Southcoast football club that has its name quirkily back-to-front, have ruled out complacency in their final match, as they hover on the verge of promotion to the Premier League for the first time in their 116-year h...
Read full story(The) News (Really) Bytes - April 2015 Aurora, CO Shooting, Freddy Grey Shooting, Chinese Islands
The Aurora Joker James Holmes trial finally begins three years after his attack at the premier of a new Batman movie that killed twelve people - Could we just have Batman seal him up in a forgotten part of the Batcave and save us the expense of ha...
Read full storyAll Humans Stuck Singing "Katmandu" Song In Wake of Quake.
New York, NY - Around the globe today, in every cafe, bar and restaurant; in every taxi cab and train station, pizza kitchen and bathroom stall - it seems everyone, everywhere is stricken with the same song rattling around in their head - Yes, it see...
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