New app delivers 50 volt 'haptic nudge' shock to attorney's Apple Watch each time defendant lies under oath
New York - It's a ground breaking development in attorney-client privilege skirting perilously close around Fifth Amendment frights. The just-launched Polygraph App is designed to help uphold the rule of law in the courtroom where clients sometime...
Read full storyVladimir Putin's Past Revealed!
Research archives have revealed that in 1990 Vladimir Putin legally changed his surname from Cutein to Putin. Born as Vladimir Cutein, Vladimir decided that his name would be unsuitable for politics. Pictures from Vladimir's past have also be...
Read full storyElection debates now to feature 'Red Chair'
The Election Leaders are to undergo the 'red chair' treatment in upcoming TV Debates. The main Leaders will perform, sitting in Graeme Tronot - style red chair, the audience being equipped with 'worm - pads', which will transmit electric shocks t...
Read full storyA vast right wing conspiracy was out to get Hillary
New York - The former Fist Lady's presidential dreams took a backward plunge today with the re-emergence of missing 1990s FBI 'Filegate' dossiers about her sworn enemies who she successfully smeared during a lifetime's campaigning. Highly sensitiv...
Read full storyMcDee's To Test New "Make-It-Yo-Damn-Self" Locations in L.A.
Los Angeles, CA - In an effort to keep up with the times and not slide down the grease sewer of bankruptcy, McDonald's is rolling out implementation of their latest marketing gimmick. "We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars into this project...
Read full storyHMP Belmarsh mother and baby unit readies for royal birth
Isle of Dogs, UK - Warders at the country's top maximum security jail have finished preparations for the imminent confinement of Kate Middleton at the prison's newly refurbished Dildo Wing. The royal hoaxer is due to farrow any day soon after pul...
Read full storyMore schools to offer breakfast in bed
WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama signed an Executive Order today, mandating that schools offer breakfast in bed for disadvantaged students. When the school bell rings, many children file into classrooms and open their textbooks. Increasingl...
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