Nobel Committee may revoke Obummer's Peace Prize
STOCKHOLM AWAY FROM HOLM, SWEDEN - Having had the distinction of having been awarded the once-prestigious Nobel Peace Prize in 2009, President Barack Obummer has the honor to be among such other laureates as Martin Luther King, Jr., Mother Teresa, Ne...
Read full storyLondon vicar turns church into post office, quotes Euro/Sterling/US Dollar exchange rates for 30 Pieces Of Silver
London, UK - A North London vicar who has clearly never read the part of the New Testament about Jesus throwing the money changers out of the temple has opened up his own little bit of heaven in London NW6. The Rev Andrew Cain, vicar of St James'...
Read full storyOnce Again Grief, Sadness And Anger - Then Thousands Of Comments On Social Media As Joan Rivers Dies - Meanwhile Ebola & Terror Grips Planet
Social media was a buzz with outpourings of immense grief, a sense of universal loss and then feelings of anger; after it was announced comedienne Joan Rivers, had died. She was 81. I will say that again...she was fucking 81. "Devastated" t...
Read full storyGiant Luffa Still Terrorizing Nation's Dreams
"Just do it, Johnny," cringed out the stuffed and mangled school teacher to her student after being absorbed and becoming one with the giant luffa raining havoc across the American landscape. "Bullet to the brain. Quick and easy. Give it to me no-,"...
Read full storyALS Teen Relives Ice Bucket Challenge Everyday When He Slips In Shower
After decades of not giving a shit, the American public has finally decided to pretend to care about the crippling disease ALS by pouring icy-cold water over their faces. While most can easily wipe off their wet grins, ALS stricken teen Oliver Perry...
Read full storyAll Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men
Blue Balls, WI - A group of researchers comprised of the best minds in modern physics have directly proved part of Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity as it applies to human existence. The experiment and associated findings are focused on married...
Read full storyTrivia Game Breaks Out During Governor's Debate
Yesterday's debate between Massachusetts' gubernatorial candidates broke out into a trivia game after the moderator asked Attorney General Martha Coakley about New England Patriots back-up quarterback. Before she could answer, her opponent, Treasurer...
Read full storyFast-food customers safe "for now"
DEE TROIT, MI - Disgruntled fast-food workers have united, in Dee Troit, of all places, walking off their jobs in support of unionization, after union reps, armed with baseball bats and megaphones, promised them $15 and benefits for cleaning restroom...
Read full storyWhole lotta twerkin' goin' on!
BENNINGTON, VT - Students--especially coed students--at Bennington, VT's, Catholic academy, Mount Anthony Union High School, really know how to "get down"--and their principal, Susie Q. Maguire is not happy about her student body's fancy moves. In...
Read full storyObummer: W. "under close surveillance"
WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC - President Barack Obummer admitted that, although he has "no strategy" for dealing with the brutal army of thugs known as ISIS, who have, in addition to committing many other atrocities, decapitated two American journalists, h...
Read full storyGOP Plan to Kill Dems and Tea Party Discovered
Traditional GOP leaders have been trying to kill Democrats and Tea Party members in a slow and horrific way -- second hand smoke. Smoking has been banned in all federal buildings and most places in the US Capitol, but some Congressmen and Senator...
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Read full storyEnglish plan to fight Jihadists with stiff upper-lip and tea-pins
The British Government announced that it will not be forced into a "knee jerk" reaction by the provocations of the Jihadist terrorists who are currently sweeping through Iraq and Syria. "There will be no boots on the ground or in the air", said Eton-...
Read full storyVirtual reality 2.0 making you look more ridiculus in photos
Headset wearing reporters falling over and getting motion sickness are soon to be filling our screens as Virtual reality or VR for short or Alternate reality software encoding or A.R.S.E to use the acronyms so favoured by nerds. The bulky heavy he...
Read full storyBritish Ebola victim wakes from coma 28 days later
A British man who contracted Ebola while on a pirates holiday in sierra Leone has recovered from his coma after twenty eight days. Alfred Smith a retired bus conductor said he feels fine after his month of unconsciousness although not technically a m...
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