Flight MH370 Search Contractors Agree To Start Looking In Right Place
Contractors combing the sea bed in the wrong place have reached the end of their contracts to look in the wrong place. "The next priority, said a wrong place search team chief, was to get paid for looking in the wrong place and to take notice of...
Read full storyAfter Dismal Sales, Publisher Recommends Other Uses For Hillary Clinton Book
New York City - Publishing giant Simon & Schuster, desperate to find a way to turn a profit on Hillary Clinton's new book "Hard Choices", has come out with other possible uses for the book. The company hopes to entice some who don't intend to rea...
Read full storyBetter the devil you know
It seems the Middle East is lurching from one crisis to another, with each more bloody than the last. For years Israelis have been under attack from seemingly all around them. The West stood and watched. When Christians began to be wiped out, no acti...
Read full storyMy name is...?
Having been informed by her army of Doctors that she should 'ease' up on the numerous annual overseas holidays for fear of her long-term sidekick Phil the Greek either croaking or crapping himself midair, HRH Liz is becoming increasingly bored shitle...
Read full storyNATO chief insists 'it was just a quickie' despite Minister's 'We Gave America A Blowjob' quip
Warsaw - The head of NATO said today a Polish foreign minister's fellatio rant about pleasuring America reminds him of a joke he'd read on the internet. Secretary General of the North Atlantic Trick-or-Treaty Organization Anders Fogh Rasmussen l...
Read full storyFather Blames Son For Drunken Death
In a startling revelation, the father of recently deceased Jason Doebsin, 21, has blamed his son, not the alcohol he consumed, for his death. With Jason growing up in a generation that can't hold its beer, he was dared to jump from the top of The...
Read full storyCoalition Will Use Savings From Cuts To Dig Up Bodies Of Welfare Cheats
London. The PM 'Dave' Cameron announced that the coalition plans using savings made from denying the poor and vulnerable their basic needs to dig up the bodies of deceased welfare cheats and display them in public until "their relatives do the decent...
Read full story