Warsaw - The head of NATO said today a Polish foreign minister's fellatio rant about pleasuring America reminds him of a joke he'd read on the internet.
Secretary General of the North Atlantic Trick-or-Treaty Organization Anders Fogh Rasmussen laughed off Polish foreign minister Radek Sikorsky's 'We gave America a blowjob' remarks widely reported at a NATO summit this weekend.
"Sikorsky sounds like a disgruntled oligarch," Fogh Rasmussen chuckled, "complaining to a matrimonial court judge that despite giving his wife thousands of orgasms, the silly bitch just spat them out."
The comments come as NATO member states backed up their CEO with some suggesting Polish minister Sikorsky should 'wash his dirty mouth out with carbolic soap' after confusing some casual legover with humping commitment.
"The Poles have always been suckers for a bit of hankypanky schmooze," a Belgian four star general said this afternoon, "the problem being shallow pride and refusal to swallow the medicine."
A NATO STD clinic located on Poland's Baltic Sea Hel Peninsula remains on standby just in case.
