Comet Siding Spring dazzles Summer Solstice skies
The Cosmos - A new comet from deep inside the Oort Cloud is winging its way across the heavens this weekend like some cosmic prima ballerina strung out on angel dust. Comet Siding Spring, aka C/2013 A1, will be visible at twilight over Stonehenge...
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London's worst kept secret is out as the world now knows that Boris Johnson is a regular user of fuck free-for-all application Tinder. The news ironically broke to groans across the country, with Boris's scheduled appearances being cancelled, as w...
Read full storyRichard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks
According to Mr. Cheney's office, a request has been made to Governor Rick Perry, and the state of Texas, for land to be set aside as a special memorial park dedicated to the 2003 war in Iraq. Mr. George W. Bush, now a resident of Texas, has added...
Read full storyFIFA Conquers Brazil, Establishes Autocratic "FIFdom"
BRASILIA, BRAZIL - According to recent reports, the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) has taken control of key cities in Brazil, toppled the Brazilian government, and changed the name of the South American country to "Goooo...
Read full storyThe Love Song of Jay and Ally Ruefolk
"Controllate che il laccio di plastica sia avvolto in modo che la fibbia grande sia verso l'esterno. Se la fibbia e rivolta in dentro, girate il laccio in senso opposto prima di inserire la criniera del leone. (Fig. 7) del foglio di istruzioni incluso." Let's get going now, okay? While the car is warming up in the driveway Like someone getting over bypass surgery. C'mon, let's go,...
Read full storyCheney Critical Of Obama For Failing To Invade Miley Cyrus
HIGH HORSE, WYOMING -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney is sharply criticizing President Obama for failing to invade Miley Cyrus, saying her crimes against decent conservative clothing and stockpiling sex toys of mass penetration demand action. "...
Read full storyEngland's Great Sacrifice
Speaking exclusively to Spoof's Joe West, England captain Steven Gerrard gave the astonishing news about England's 2-1 defeat by Uruguay. 'We knew if we won the World Cup' he said 'the Government would take all the credit. Their popularity would h...
Read full storyCheney Calls Megyn Kelly and Fox News Terrorists
Washington, DCFormer U.S. Vice-President, Dick Cheney, recently appeared with his daughter Liz on the Megyn Kelly show on the Fox News Network. Until Ms. Kelly had the audacity to tell Cheney that he got it all wrong, he expected the questions to be...
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