Crude will rocket to $150 a barrel as Iranian 'peacekeepers' help Iraq
Washington - Iran's Ayatollahs are offering to pour oil on troubled waters by sending a 100,000-strong pisskeeping farce to neighboring Iraq. A lot of Russian-sourced hardware like ground-to-air missal launchers and photon torpedoes are also thoug...
Read full storyCNN Knows What Happened to Missing Emails From Lois Lerner
Atlanta - CNN president, Jeff Zucker, has leaked information that shows the network is aware of what happened to two years of missing emails between embattled IRS operative, Lois Lerner, and various people in government, including the White House...
Read full storyTibet Our Enemy says Cheney
Dick Cheney has announced in a recent press conference attended exclusively by newspapers friendly to the president that Tibet was now on the list of America's known terrorists. Said Mr. Cheney: "We have reliable evidence that Tibetan yak farmers have been smuggling weapons of mass destruction via their flocks into neighbouring Nepal. Nepal, as you know, has been a sworn enemy of the United S...
Read full storyPresident Obama Arranges Astonishing Prisoner Exchange
President Obama is on a roll with an all new sensational exchange arrangement. By now it's been well established that missing Teamsters kingpin Jimmy Hoffa was taken by the Taliban after vanishing from the parking lot of a restaurant in suburban Detr...
Read full storyCarrie Fisher will be "taking off her headphones" in new Star Wars movie
Princess Leia actress Carrie Fisher has agreed not to wear headphones during the filming of the latest Star Wars movie. This is believed to be a major coup for J.J. Abrams, since Fisher had worn the distinct audio accessories throughout filming of th...
Read full storyCorey Taylor Suffers Mental Breakdown
Slipknot and Stone Sour vocalist Corey Taylor has been admitted to a psychiatric facility after what has been described as "a very peculiar public mental breakdown", leading to him committing seventeen unusual shoplifting offences in one afternoon.
Read full storyPeado-files Ready To Burst
According to new research, even with the recent high profile convictions of Stuart Hall, Ian Watkins and others, the number of active peadophiles living in the UK continues to increase. The main reason highlighted in the new research is that the f...
Read full storyHelmet Footage In Schumacher Case!
As positive news regarding Michael Schumacher's recovery is released, footage from the helmet of the former Formula One world champion has finally been recovered, with it clearly showing that Schumacher was racing another skier down the off piste slo...
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