'Them Bruvvers Is Toast' says leader of fascist group descending on Cricklewood
London - The global HQ of Egypt's exiled Muslim Brotherhood expects to be besieged by a new fascist splinter group this weekend in a weird North London satirical twist on Egyptian realpolitik. Pan-fascist far-fright mob the South Feast Alliance pl...
Read full storyPlenty's Juan Sheet Replaced By American Porn Star!
Kitchen towel manufacturer Plenty have fired Juan Sheet, and replaced him with US porn-star Tori Black. Plenty have seemingly made a bold advertising change in the hope that they can force their way into two lucrative markets that Kleenex have had...
Read full story"Software Dementia" Now Recognized By American Psychiatric Association
Arlington, VA - The American Psychiatric Association (APA) has officially recognized "Software Dementia" as a legitimate mental illness and, as such, recommends the condition be covered by health insurance providers and be included under the American...
Read full storyPope Fears The Voice's Sr. Cristina May Want His Job
He's a nervous wreck these days, as he thinks unemployment could be looming. Sr. Cristina may want to be Pope, he's told friends, adding, "And she' a triple threat. She sings, she dances, she prays. And one more thing. She's Italian, which is...
Read full storyA party political poem on behalf of the Neanderthal Independence Party
We in the Neanderthal Independence Party (NIP) feel threatened by Homo Sapiens They may cause our lives not to have happy ends The Neanderthal Independence Party says we are culturally unique Though we're a little low-brow and evolutionarily weak We have more grass roots support than Neanderthal Labour And we'll try to reduce casual sex with our neighbours The Neanderthal Health Servic...
Read full storyUnannounced Checks to be carried out on Michael Gove
The Prime Minister told a meeting of the N.U.T. this morning that approval had been given in principle for unannounced spot checks on the efficiency and sanity of Michael Gove. The checks by will be carried out by approved psychologists and Head Teac...
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