The Prime Minister told a meeting of the N.U.T. this morning that approval had been given in principle for unannounced spot checks on the efficiency and sanity of Michael Gove. The checks by will be carried out by approved psychologists and Head Teachers at any time of day or night to prevent Michael Gove anticipating the current pre-arranged assessments and adjusting his behaviour accordingly.
The new arrangements have become necessary because of "God Complex" issues known to have been particularly prevalent in the "Thatcher" era. A spokesperson for the Select Committee for the Control of Narcissistic Basterds said, "I think we may have caught this twat just in time. I sincerely hope so anyway."
