Jeb Bush Hopes To Become Second Dumbest President In Nation's History
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush on Tuesday took his most definitive step yet toward a bid for the White House, announcing "I hope to become the second dumbest president in the history of our great nation." Bush said he plans t...
Read full storyWhy the religious far right are targeting transgender people
A few years ago, the religious far right in America targetted gay people. They were classed as an abomination in the eyes of god, but in the last eighteen months, focus has shifted onto the transgender population instead. At first glance there does not seem to be a reason for this. The transgender men and women are trying to eke out lives the best they can in a binary gender weighted world,...
Read full storyJeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.
To Jeb Bush, brother of George. W. Bush on his announcement to stand for the presidency of the U.S., numerous greetings and best wishes have been flooding in. Well-wishers include Halliburton, Citibank, Chase Bank, World Bank, Barclay's Bank, the...
Read full storyLabour MPs persuade "feral" David Milliband to leave Tibetan monastery, return home, defeat brother
Following an unspectacular time as labour leader, a team of Labour MPs have lost patience with Ed Milliband. The group have flown out to Tibet to track down former favourite David Milliband. Who's last whereabouts were said to be in a Tibetan monesta...
Read full storyRedskins Announce New Name: Washington Billingsgators
BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered Washington Redskins owner, Daniel Snyder, announced today that he has been forced by the NFL to give up his beloved team name or face losing his valuable Washington franchise. Fearing a lawsuit similar to the one...
Read full storyOffice Christmas party goes downhill fast after hot girl in accounts leaves early
Employees at McLellans Systems Ltd reported a dive in morale at this years Christmas party when the company's "hot girl in accounts" left at 7.30pm. "Before then the party was in full swing and many of the guys in the company were happy and chatt...
Read full storySo who in the Qatari royal family is a nervous pooper? Real estate blog demands answers
New York - A website specialising in grotty teardowns is spilling some dodgy Middle Eastern royals' digestive secrets based on recently published property refurbishment plans. MyBigFatQatari Gazumper.con has published details of a lavish $320m man...
Read full storyNHS to be funded by car-parking fees
In a bid to reduce the overhead on the budget that is the NHS, the Conservatives have outlined a plan to decrease their spending on this national institution. "Basically," said George Osborne, "we're going to raise the money by increasing parking...
Read full storyCheney Defends Using Spoof on Prisoners
Former vice-president Dick Cheney has drawn fire from human rights activists for defending the US and the CIA using satire as an interrogation technique on Guantanamo prisoners post 9-11. Cheney says that the United States was under a high level thre...
Read full storyUK Bookies Jubilant over Sydney Attack
UK bookies made a mint by leaving out Australia as a candidate for the next 'terrorist attack' and had instead the UK as clear favourite with Spain second. The gunman who laid siege to a Sydney restaurant was named as Man Haron Monis. He forced so...
Read full storyTown plans drone kill
According to an internet report, residents of Menace, Minnesota, passed an ordinance making drone hunting legal. This intrigued me, so I placed a call to the mayor of Menace. "Mr. Mayor," I said, " tell me about your plan to hunt drones." "Well, it's really pretty simple. "We are going to issue hunting licenses and then shoot those intrusive little bastards out of the sky."...
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