New York - A website specialising in grotty teardowns is spilling some dodgy Middle Eastern royals' digestive secrets based on recently published property refurbishment plans.
MyBigFatQatari Gazumper.con has published details of a lavish $320m mansion makeover describing sophisticated air recycling systems to refresh bathrooms 'every two minutes'.
It's thought the purchaser, Qatar's Shaikh Joan, suffers from what specialists call Irritable Colon Bowel Syndrome after falling out with the eponymous former US Secretary of State.
The five foot nothing Doha-based despot has been on a rampage of buying totally useless overpriced tat including more than $50m in European thoroughbred whorseracing stock.
And a portfolio of prestigious multi-million dollar properties looted by the British Slave Labor Party under Tony B Liar.
This morning building regs inspectors examining the mansion queried why bathroom air extractors were bellowing out their nauseating fumes all over neigboring properties belonging to other tin pot dictatorship potentates.
As well as a well known British footballer's marital home.
The King of Sordid Arabia is 169.