Baroness Warsi Blames Cameron's Silence at Pub Quiz on Gaza - Real Reason She Quit
The fall out continues from the resignation of Baroness Warsi over the governments stance on Gaza. Eye witnesses have come forward who recall being at a pub quiz earlier in the summer, when the Israel and Palestine issue first flared up, as the catal...
Read full storyPalestinians to Convert to Judaism; Arab-Israeli conflict ends
RAMALLAH, WEST BANK ----- Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas has declared his intention to have all Palestinians convert to Judaism. In a press conference on Wednesday, Abbas decried the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict. "What has seventy ye...
Read full storyThe WHO Convenes to Discuss "Global Health Emergency"
Geneva, Switzerland - Members of The WHO came together this week to address concerns about growing health crises around the world and to answer questions about a possible upcoming tour. Frontman Roger Daltrey expressed grave concerns about wha...
Read full storyJordan sues new baby girl for defamation of character and Ruining Her Lady Garden
So soon after sharing the joyful pictures to the world of her new baby girl, it has emerged that mum of five, Katie Price aka Jordan has fallen out bitterly with her new baby girl. Reports have surfaced of a bizarre row at the hospital, when Jordan s...
Read full storyHomoeopathic housing to ease the housing crisis
With insufficient housing in the United Kingdom, homoeopaths have come forward to provide a solution. "Previously we used homoeopathy for medicine," said Paul Seeboh. "But we realised that it applies to a much wider range of disciplines." In me...
Read full storyHoward Schultz Joins Hamptons' Kings Of Rubbish In Highway Adoption Sign Scheme
Long Island, New York - It's the ultimate Hamptons must-have, your very own personally sponsored highway hoarding giving directions to...the nearest trash dumpster! And it's got Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz chomping at the bit after a Gracie Lane...
Read full storyK-Mart Changes Employee Dental Coverage: Limits Number of Teeth Covered
Hoffman Estates, Illinois - K-Mart Corporation has changed the dental insurance it provides to employees to limit the number of teeth covered per individual. K-Mart's previous dental insurance covered all teeth for all paid participants. The new...
Read full storyComing Soon: Mohammed - The Movie
The recent movie, 'Noah' starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly, did well at the box office and has been holding its own for DVD and Blu-Ray sales, but it has also opened a new door for Hollywood to expand its footprint into the field of turnin...
Read full storyNeighbors Arrested After Misunderstanding Over Whose Grass Is Greener
Springtown - Two local Springfield neighbors in The Heights neighborhood were arrested yesterday after an argument over whose grass was greener turned violent. Barbara Helmsley and Gennifer Wong share a property line and were talking to each othe...
Read full storyNicola Adams' Boyfriend in Hiding
In an exclusive interview with your intrepid Spoof sports correspondent, Paxton Quigley, at a secret refuge for battered men, Nicola Adams' partner William Anchor revealed the hell which has been his life since he began living with the Olympic and Commonwealth gold medal winning boxer and which finally persuaded him to leave for his safety. WA: "Nando's. Bloody Nando's chicken. That's all I eve...
Read full storySuccessful Arse Growing Tips With Benedict Cucumber - Patch
Goodbye arsehole! Fat, wrinkled, old, or simply past its sell by date? Here are 10 tips to grow a replacement arse. 1) Buy good quality arse seeds or plants to avoid disappointment. 2. When you start your arse farm don't try and do it all at once. Put bin bags over a portion of the garden to kill off any weeds and just cultivate a portion of the land that you feel comfortable with at th...
Read full storyFirst Lady Finishes Assembling WallMart Computer Desk For Barack Obama
In a significant blow to The President Of The United States' ego, Michelle Obama proudly told a meeting of women C.E.Os that she always assembled furniture kits, as her husband had not got any patience and never read the directions. "He is absolutely...
Read full storyCongress Unmasked As Lizard-People: "It All Makes Sense Now."
Washington D.C.-Earlier this morning, an internal investigation conducted by the NSA revealed that almost all Senators and Congressmen are disguised lizard-people, causing Americans everywhere to smack themselves in the head, exclaim "Oh, duh!" and b...
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