Spain's Tax Revenue Down "Because Of Gibraltar" - Claims Minister
A Spanish politician has claimed that Spain misses out on $1.3bn of tax revenues each year as a result of Gibraltar's tax advantages. Indigo Méndez de Vigo Mendez, Spain's Secretary of State for the European Union (EU), made the claim during an in...
Read full storyWelsh Reservoirs To Be Made Into Homeopathic Medicines
With the addition of a few buckets of a chemical such as copper sulphate or potassium iodide a whole Welsh reservoir could be directed to a specific geographic location by automated pumps and valves to cure an outbreak of acne in Hammersmith or fla...
Read full storyAlien USO spotted as $100m Kurdish oil tanker goes AWOL near Galveston
Gulf of Mexico - An unidentified submersible object trailing an alien signature was spotted late last night in murky waters off Galveston close to where missing Kurdish oil tanker United Kalavrvta was last recorded. The 275 metre long Marshall Is...
Read full storyFDA Rules That Fruit Sticker Shock Not Harmful
Silver Spring, MD - The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has released it's official position regarding fruit sticker-shock. The FDA has determined that no physical harm results and that any emotional repercussions are outside its official juri...
Read full storyDocs put Joan Rivers into a stoma
New York - Surgeons working on the fallout of Joan Rivers' latest plastic surgery adventure have put the 80 year-old into a stoma according to reports. The procedure is described as a surgically created abominable - uh, abdominal! - opening that...
Read full storyNine Year Old Bags Her First Human with an Uzi
LAS VEGAS-Her parents proudly filming her with their cell phone, nine year old Violet Burton bagged her first human on Tuesday with an Uzi submachine gun. The Burtons had gone to Las Vegas to vacation, and their itinerary included hunting humans i...
Read full storyIs Cameron In Negotiations To Defect To UKIP?
David Cameron is reported to be "livid" about rumours that he has not been informed about negotiations for his possible defection to the "highly popular" YUKIP party. Nigel Farage is said to be delighted about the rumours and is said to be keen to...
Read full storyMichelle Obama Denies Scraping Car Paintwork On White House Gates
The first lady has denied scraping the paintwork of her husband's vintage Rolls-Royce on the White House gate while trying to avoid running over a pigeon yesterday. Rumors that she applied eyeliner and nail color to disguise the damaged bodywork,...
Read full storyJoan Rivers and the Nodule of Hate
Joan Rivers is reportedly critical after she stopped breathing during vocal chord surgery. An unnamed source revealed that the surgery was intended to 'remove a build up of vitriol'. He went on to say that 'various isms had calcified', effectivel...
Read full storyFilm Babies, or: When Movies Mate
Sooo, I was wondering if, instead of interminable film sequels, there could be film hybrids. I think I may be onto something. To illustrate, a couple of examples. To celebrate the acting versatility of Sandra Bullock, I give you the brilliant love child of frothy rom com Miss Congeniality and award winning tour de force Gravity - Miss Congenigravity. Scruffy FBII (federal bureau of intergal...
Read full storyAl Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy
According to the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has recently surpassed Al Qaeda in social media exposure for their gruesome beheadings and executions. Even terrorist groups pay attention...
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