Tea Party DNA Shows Meanness, Stupidity As Common Bond
Recent scientific research proves that personalities, temperaments, and world views are innate. These are simply human genetic imprints. Now, world famous mind researcher, Adler Freud-Jung, M.D., Ph.D, I.W.W. and his associates have conducted e...
Read full storyTiger Woods to Headline TEPCO Fukushima Open July 17-20 2014
Tiger Woods will headline the inaugural TEPCO Fukushima Open Golf Championship at the Jack Nicklaus newly designed Fukushima National Golf Course in Fukushima, Japan, the Japan Golf Tour Organisation announced today, April 10, 2014. The Fukushima Ope...
Read full storyWalmart gives up on numbering isles
Western U.S.A. - A new Walmart store gave up on numbering their isles when employees complained about not being able to read numbers with more than two digits. According to store manager, Ms. Overlay Iddlemay, top manager for the Walmart store, th...
Read full storyNHL melts down the Stanley Cup to promote player safety
Toronto, Ontario - The Stanley Cup is no more. The professional sports world's most iconic championship trophy has been recast into dozens of personal "Support Stanleys" - individual-sized cups designed to shield a player's privates from th...
Read full storyCruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers
According to Mr & Mrs Franklin Getz, a trip on a criese ship is like going into a hospital. Odd are pretty good that you will come down with something that you didn't go for. "Like a hospital, if one person is sick and it can be caught by othe...
Read full storyWeeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'
Griffith, Indiana - Holy crap! The tears of a weeping madonna statue outside St Mary's Roamin Catlick Church have tested positive for avian post-digestive fecal matter, otherwise known as pigeon shit. All week parishioners had been flocking to th...
Read full storyFlorida Grandmother Can't Believe That Neighbors Daughter Has A Tattoo
Fort Lauderdale, Florida: Grandmother of six Betsie Hallmark 75, expressed utter shock Tuesday when her neighbors 34 year old daughter dropped by to return a long since borrowed plate. "I can't believe that Annie Grassmire would let her daughter h...
Read full storyManchester United Scout Has Eye On Teenage Neighbor
Manchester - UK: His eyes trained on the Salford High 6th Form Football pitch during after-school practice, Manchester United Youth Scout Arthur Grimshaw announced Monday that he sees "great promise" in Center Forward Kevin Ginn's girlfriend Chloe Jo...
Read full storyFulham To Change Name To QPR
Struggling English Premier League club Fulham have announced that they are to change their name to Queen's Park Rangers. The move was initially greeted with hostility by both supporters until it was explained to them that it meant QPR would be relega...
Read full storyWarning of Unexpected Mr. Kipling Effects if Scots Independence Comes Into Force
Scottish Independence will have an impact on the world's supply of shortbread, a former confectioner has warned in a stark comment on the Referendum debate. Belgian bakers would "cheer loudest" and "the forces of dark confectionery would simply l...
Read full storyThe Reason Why Justin Bieber Needs To Get Together With A 'Cougar'
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber has said that he knows full well that his back is against the wall. The pop music icon brat as Michelle Obama calls him has told Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine that he is starting to smell the coldness o...
Read full storyApril Fools Day Aerobatics of MH-318 Flight Not Even Remotely Funny
Passengers alighting in Bejing from newly re-named flight MH-318 lynched the pilot who looped the loop in a 777 halfway into the flight from Kuala Lumpur on April 1st. April 1st having been abolished as "All Fool's Day" in China, the extremely unfunn...
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