Manchester United Scout Has Eye On Teenage Neighbor

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Thursday, 10 April 2014

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Kev Ginn;s Girlfriend Chloe (18)

Manchester - UK: His eyes trained on the Salford High 6th Form Football pitch during after-school practice, Manchester United Youth Scout Arthur Grimshaw announced Monday that he sees "great promise" in Center Forward Kevin Ginn's girlfriend Chloe Jones.

"With those perky little tits, tight tight arse, she is going to grow up to be a real hottie, she would clearly hook up with some first team player" Grimshaw said.

"You can't look at someone like her without thinking 'back of the net.' But really, she would be outstanding in any position." Grimshaw also said that, given the opportunity, he would "love to fuck her."

As for Football player and Chloe's boyfriend Ginn, Grimshaw said "Who?"

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