OMG! Special Agent Ziva David 'becomes the fifth Mrs Jethro Gibbs' in NCIS Season 11 shocker
Santa Clarita, Los Angeles - CBS studio bosses had bust a gut dropping zillion of hints about the simmering chemistry between former Mossad agent Ziva David and Special Agent Tony DiNozzo. But the pair's eagerly anticipated on-screen consummation...
Read full storyGOP opera to be performed in special government shutdown drama
This week GOP politicians, led by House Speaker Mr. Boehner and his conservative colleagues, will use a stunning new technique in an effort to further persuade congress and the American people on the wisdom of shutting down the government. An ent...
Read full storyBringing The Power Back (And Possibly The A-Team)
Ed Miliband has finally shown his hand to the political world at large by declaring: "I want to bring Socialism back!" Considering your average voter no longer knows what socialism is this could be seen as a bit of a mute point. However Back an...
Read full storyFreemasons To Sponsor Next World Cup
As the "Irish Freemasons' Young Musician of the Year" competition gets under way at the Masonic Hall, Molesworth Street, Dublin with a staggering 10K Euros on offer in prizes, a surprise decision has been announced by 359 Degree Mason Hektor Rameses...
Read full storyPatriots & Red Sox: Trading Places
LEXINGTON, CONCORD, & FOXBORO - Boston sports fans face the unbelievable and the incredible. Their two premier sports franchises, the Patriots and the Red Sox, have swapped situations. It's like that bad movie Trading Places with Eddie Murphy...
Read full storyVenezuela Takes No Sheet in Toilet Paper Crisis
Venezuela has instituted a series of emergency laws in the face of the national toilet paper shortage. Besides ordering the Venezuelan Army to assume control of the only toilet paper factory in the country, President Nicolas Maduro has ruled that no...
Read full storyColorado Senator Wants To Make Marijuana The State's Official Plant
DENVER - One of the most popular and youngest Colorado state senators, Shepherd A. Honeybeaker [D-Colorado Springs] has just made a proposal recommending that Colorado make marijuana the official state plant. Senator Honeybeaker who is only 28-yea...
Read full storyMajor League Baseball Wants To Put An End To Those Utterly Silly Bench Clearing Brawls
MILWAUKEE - Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig was in Milwaukee visiting a childhood friend when he was approached by Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. She asked the commissioner if there were any new rules that MLB is...
Read full storyDolly Parton Addresses The Burt Reynolds Sex Tape Talk
BEVERLY HILLS - The Queen of Country Music, Dolly Parton flew to Los Angeles to see about getting an estimate on a personal female procedure. After she left the office of Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk, who is regarded as The Gynecologist to The Stars, sh...
Read full storySyria Tells President Obama That They Have Buried All of Their Chemicals In The Desert
DAMASCUS, Syria - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has sent President Obama a text message telling him that upon his orders the Syrian army has taken all of the Syrian chemicals and buried them in the Syrian Desert. President al-Assad sent Preside...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Has Been Invited To Beverly Hills To Get A Complete Makeover
BEVERLY HILLS - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has accepted an invitation to come to America and visit a Rodeo Drive Beauty Salon to get an extensive first-class makeover. FuFi Fondue, owner of The Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills, spoke with...
Read full storyTaylor Swift To Record A Country Music Album With Kanye West
NASHVILLE - Hip hop rap artist Kanye West was in The Home of Country Music to record a country music album with none other than Taylor Swift. Kanye, who rumor has it only smiles once every four or five weeks, spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay...
Read full storyThe NFL Will Soon Start Enforcing The Quarterback's 'No Notes On The Wrist' Rule
NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has vowed to clean up some football issues that it has allowed to continue for far too long. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has stated that one rule that the NFL has passed and which it will soon start...
Read full storyAlec Baldwin Comments On The Ann Coulter French Kiss Rumor
NEW YORK CITY - The man that many refer to as the male version of Lindsay Lohan seems to stay on the front pages for all of the wrong reasons. If Baldwin isn't arguing with airline pilots, he's pushing around members of the paparazzi, or calling t...
Read full storyBaseball Catcher Spends 23 Years In The Minor Leagues Finally Decides To Forget About Going To The Majors
DULUTH, Minnesota - Grady Skipwater, a 42-year-old catcher for the Duluth Doodlebugs, has spent his entire 23-year baseball career in the minor leagues. He was signed by the Duluth team back on March 13, 1990, and since then he has caught every si...
Read full storyAmerica's First Transgendered Homecoming Queen Says Her Goal Is To Be A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader
HUNTINGTON BEACH, California - Cassidy Campbell, whose name used to be Lance Campbell, has just been elected Marina High School's Homecoming Queen. The 16-year-old transgendered student said that she could not believe that she won and kept pinchin...
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