Dolly Parton Addresses The Burt Reynolds Sex Tape Talk

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 22 September 2013


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Dolly says that the alleged 'sex tape' rumors about her and Burt have been around for over 30 years.

BEVERLY HILLS - The Queen of Country Music, Dolly Parton flew to Los Angeles to see about getting an estimate on a personal female procedure.

After she left the office of Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk, who is regarded as The Gynecologist to The Stars, she was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the rumored sex tape purported to be of her and Burt Reynolds.

Dolly laughed so loud she said she almost peed her knickers. She composed herself and said that the Dolly-Burt sex tape rumors have been floating around the Internet for years.

She said that her and Burt did make a tape but it was a sax tape and not a sex tape.

Parton said that when she and Reynolds were filming The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas back in 1981, she learned that her and Burt both shared a deep love for the saxophone.

She noted that one night after filming they went to her trailer and stayed up until 3 a.m. playing all kinds of songs on the saxophone.

Dolly said that she even set up the video recorder so that she could show her husband, Carl Dean, just how talented Reynolds was on the saxophone.

Parton said that the tape somehow got in the hands of a public relations rep and it went on the Interent as Dolly and Burt's Sax Tape.

She giggled when she said that apparently some people have a bit of a problem pronouncing words because sax tape got changed to sex tape.

In A Related Story. Dolly said that she recently received a very complimentary fan letter from Vice-President Joe Biden. She wrote back saying that she would love to accept his offer and have a hamburger with him the next time she's in D.C.

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