Tracking Down the Vote Against LeBron
Miami Heat fans are naturally incensed and hot under the collar because some unknown sports expert and insider chose to NOT vote for LeBron James as the NBA MVP of 2012-13. This was the fourth time LeBron has won the award, putting him in elite co...
Read full storyFeds lay a trap for Boston Bombers' mysterious 'Ginger Ayatollah' pal
New York - Known only by his Agent Orange moniker the red haired plotter in cahoots with the Tsaranev Brothers is believed to be high up on the FBI's Most Wanted list. This Wednesday he's scheduled to play at a Connecticut fun raiser polo match fo...
Read full storyNew Beauty Mask Made of Kitty Litter
Scientists have stumbled onto a unique and inexpensive way to self-administer a beauty facial that, until now, only Hollywood stars could aspire to. Yes, you can now achieve the same long-lasting results-tight-as-a-drum skin, nearly invisible wri...
Read full storyWalmart's ingenious scheme to push impulse buys
Not to be outdone by Kroger's and some other grocery chains, Walmart has installed "infa-red" sensors in all of their stores, which will indicate the number of customers in the store, which will enable them to close lanes so that all open registers w...
Read full storyPills Are Us reveals new product
It has finally happened, and we knew it would The APA, American Pharmaceutical Association, revealed today that "Pills Are Us," a pharmaceutical company in Southbend, Oregon, which is just South of Bend, Oregon, after seven years of exhaustive res...
Read full storyNorth Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Steps Up As New Spokesman For NRA
In need of a new spokesman so fiery he can burn people with his tongue alone and can intimidate a whole nation, the NRA has chosen North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to replace the nerdy Wayne LaPierre as their propaganda head. The NRA has long looked f...
Read full storyMark Knopfler arrested for inappropriate remarks
Police have announced today that as part of the ongoing investigations into inappropriate behaviour of celebrities during the 70s and 80s that Mark Knopfler, lead singer and guitarist of the rock band Dire Straits, is the latest to be arrested. "A...
Read full storyObama speaks at OSU
"I want to speak to you all today on gun control." The 2013 graduates at The Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio, listened in amazement as his commencement address was nothing more than his views on gun control. Then he added, "It's you gu...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has said that she knows what it is like to be on an emotional roller coaster dating back to the time when she was with that Hollywood loser Billy Bob Thornton. Jolie spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Tal...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan: I Ain't Going To Rehab And No One Can Make Me Go!
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan apparently thinks that she is the Queen of The World as she has thumbed her nose (again) at the California judicial system treating them as if they are simply a whole bunch of Moe's, Larry's, Curly's, and Lucy's. Lohan...
Read full storyKobe Bryant Hints He May Be Retiring
CUCAMONGA - Kobe Bean Bryant has made it abundantly clear that he is extremely disappointed at the fact that due to his injury and his inability to not play cost the Lakers a shot at the NBA title. He is so upset that he told close friend Bruno To...
Read full storyIan Somerhalder, Rob Pattinson, and Honey Boo Boo To Star In The Dixieland Vampires
HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that filming will soon begin on the new Bandini Borrapelli film The Dixieland Vampires. Borrapelli spoke with Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Magazine and in...
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