Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 5 May 2013

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Angie says that her and Brad's relationship is mostly good.

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has said that she knows what it is like to be on an emotional roller coaster dating back to the time when she was with that Hollywood loser Billy Bob Thornton.

Jolie spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and wondered what makes individuals like Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, and Justin Bieber become so hostile and act so outrageously out-of-control.

Angelina who says that she is still trying to work out her own situation with Brad (Pitt) stated that people like Lohan and Bieber just do not know how lucky they have it.

She pointed to former celebs who are down on their luck such as Erin Moran of Happy Days, Macaulay Culkin of Home Alone 1 thorough 7, and Natalie "Mushmouth" Maines of the self-imploded Dixie Chicks.

Carolina suggested that maybe they just start to believe that they are the greatest thing since instant guacamole.

Jolie laughed and said that her and Brad get along real good because he always tells her that she has the biggest, prettiest lips in the entire country.

She also said that Brad has told her that she is the second best vo-di-oh-doer he has ever had.

Ms. Chipotle asked her who Brad considered to be the best bed mate he had ever had.

Angie made a face, cracked her knuckles, and said that she did not want to speak her name but did say that her initials are J.A.

She was asked what project she is presently working on. She responded by saying that she will be focusing on trying to adopt Justin Bieber.

Chipotle said, "You're kidding right?"

Angie said that she was as serious as the stupid-looking raccoon that sits on Donald Trump's head.

She raised her eyebrows and said that her daughters think the world of Justin and she just wants the little singing shithead to stick around so she's got her attorney working on the adoption paperwork.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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