IRS Admits Targeting Billingsgate For Reverse Counter-Subversive Obama Nitpicking
BILLINGSGATE POST - How long has it been going on? News that the Justice Department had tapped the phones of more than twenty reporters working for the Associated Press didn't surprise anyone, least of all, Dr. Billingsgate. The BILLINGSGATE POST...
Read full storyGitmo to close - detainees to enter foster care
President Barrack Obama announced in a press conference from the White House Rose Garden today that the controversial terrorist detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba will be closed by the end of the year. Obama said that detainees will...
Read full storyReese Witherspoon Rips Off A Mel Gibson's DUI In Atlanta, Georgia
The DUI Gazette - Instead of sitting politely and waiting for the police officer to reach her automobile, (after being stopped by the officer's flashing lights and sirens for driving on the wrong side of the street) Reese Witherspoon leaned out of th...
Read full storyAttorney General Holder orders America to turn itself in
Washington, DC -- The Obama Administration's top lawman has officially arrested the entire population of the United States. In an unprecedented Justice Department directive, Attorney General Eric Holder outlined a plan to imprison every American...
Read full story'Ain't No Tramp Stamp!' as YouBoob! Channel publishes Angelina Jolie reconstructive nipple tattoo vid
New York - "Looks like Braille for Suck It 'N' See!" the Hollywood actress chuckled about the new nipple areolas tattooed on her post-mastectomy reconstructed breasts as footage of the new boobs went viral on the net. Jolie, 69, had just opened up...
Read full storyThe list voted most important invention of all time
In a recent survey of science historians, the history of science book has been torn up and thrown away with the revelation that the humble list is the most important invention of all time. "We thought that they might choose Newton's laws of motion...
Read full storyFreaks, Geeks, & Rajon Rondo
We've heard tell there is a three-toed sloth out there, but the most amazing creature from the blogosphere is now the legendary six-fingered Rondo. According to various reports, Celtics Rajon Rondo (often thought to have extraterrestrial powers) a...
Read full storyIn Defence of Mediocrity
The press is much occupied these days with the foibles of the rich and famous. To judge by the content of the press and the blogs, and the tidal wave of so-called reality TV, we, the anonymous public, take great delight in being reminded that power and privilege do not make a man wise or save him from ridicule. Remember all the fun we had watching a political bully and egocentric hit man named Wie...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie Says She Had Double Lobotomy
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Continuing to 'push the envelope' on defining personal beauty, actress and famed Third World adopt-a-holic Angelina Jolie recently confessed to Spoof Magazine that, in late 2012, she underwent a controversial 'double lobotomy.' "I'...
Read full storyGateshead Couple Fall on Hard Times
A middle-aged couple are recovering in hospital after a freak accident on their local high street. George and Florence Sellers tripped over a tightly bound parcel of newspapers which had been left for them outside their newsagents shop. They fell...
Read full storyKaty Perry Confesses She Has A Crush On Andy Dick
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Katy Perry is still reeling from the fact that she was unceremoniously dumped by boyfriend John Mayer. Katy told iRumors writer Vodka Vermicelli that Johnny is the biggest two-faced jerk in all of Tinsel Town. She said that h...
Read full storyPresident Obama Says Lindsay Lohan Texted Him Asking That He Issue A Rehab Clinic Pardon
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama held a White House press conference to inform the news media on the upcoming Health Care reforms that deal with American citizens over the age of 90. After he covered that subject he was asked if the rumor that h...
Read full storyLady Gaga Talks About The Fun Toy Rumors
BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga says that she can hardly wait to get back on the touring circuit and show the world that she is a much better performer than Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Jennifer Lopez. Lady Gaga, who is recovering from a vocal cor...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Desperate For A New Boyfriend (Song)
CHATTANOOGA - Taylor Swift performed a two hour concert at The Ooh La La Convention Center in Chattanooga. Afterwards she met with Buck Yazoo of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine and talked about some very personal matters. She said that she does not unde...
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