Freaks, Geeks, & Rajon Rondo

Funny story written by Ossurworld

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

We've heard tell there is a three-toed sloth out there, but the most amazing creature from the blogosphere is now the legendary six-fingered Rondo.

According to various reports, Celtics Rajon Rondo (often thought to have extraterrestrial powers) admitted with his forked tongue in cheek, that he was born with six fingers on both hands.

These grappling hooks were surgically removed while Rondo slept in a parabolic chamber.

Otherwise, he would be banned from the NBA for having an unfair and unearthly advantage over mortal point guards.

Not since the great science fiction monsters of the 1950s have we heard such a story. We almost expect Rondo to reveal he was born with two heads and shed one lest he find himself in too many ying and yang arguments.

We went straight to the horse's mouth to learn whether this urban legend has any legs or too many legs.

Of course, the day Rondo speaks to us is the day he pokes one of his remaining wet fingers in our ear.

When New York blogs start repeating these tales, they immediately grow taller. Rondo did not reveal whether he had corresponding extra digits on his feet, or whether they were webbed.

If you repeat anything on the Internet, you may have a tsunami that cannot be stopped. Rondo better speak now-or face endless questions.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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