Taylor Swift Desperate For A New Boyfriend (Song)

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

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Taylor says that she uses a special guitar (shown above) when she writes songs about ex-boyfriends.

CHATTANOOGA - Taylor Swift performed a two hour concert at The Ooh La La Convention Center in Chattanooga.

Afterwards she met with Buck Yazoo of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine and talked about some very personal matters.

She said that she does not understand why people dislike her so much when it comes to her relationships with guys.

Yazoo told her that maybe it's because they feel that she is using guys just so that she can break up with them and then end up writing a hit song about their relationship.

"You think?" Taylor asked.

"Yes, I think." Yazoo replied.

Taylor pondered that thought for a moment and then said that she hates to admit it but deep down inside she knows that the statement is probably about 93 percent true.

She confessed that she is so worried about not being able to come up with song ideas that she just takes the easy way out and writes about her failed relationships.

Swift said that one day last week she tried writing a happy song about a field of flowers and she could not get past the first line.

Yazoo asked her what the line was.

Taylor hesitated at first but then said that the line she wrote was "I laid down in a field of flowers wondering about who my next boyfriend would be."

Yazoo shook his head and told the 23-year-old singer that he can see that she is desperate to get a new boyfriend just so that she can come up with a complete song.

In Other News. Patients at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic where Lindsay Lohan is staying have nicknamed her The Freckle Faced Fruit Salad.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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