State Sues Man for Child Support After Supplying Lesbian Couple with Sperm
William Marotta was going through the Craig's list wanted section when he happened upon a request from a lesbian couple for a sperm donation so they could conceive a child. William being a good neighbor decided to rub one out, put his man juice in...
Read full story"Anybody who votes Tory is gay", claims Ed Balls
Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls made a public announcement today, advising "anybody who votes for the Conservative Party is gay. Me and little Ed and all the boys decided at Ed's house yesterday so now you all have to be on our side, otherwise you're gay.
Read full storyMore People Killed by Hammers and Clubs than Rifles
It appears the Congress would be better off banning carpenters tools than making rifles illegal. Statistics released by the FBI reveal that in 2005 the number of people murdered with a rifle was 445 while carpenters and handymen and ball players k...
Read full storyCameron does a Thatcher and rattles his sabre at the Argies!
David Cameron is maybe one of the most unpopular and least qualified British PM's ever to have resided at Nr 10 Downing street and now he has stooped even lower. The Conservatives were not able to secure a majority government and needed the help o...
Read full storyL.A. Cops Riot and Torch Stations after Fellow Officer doesn't Beat Black Man Pulled Over for Speeding
Los Angles - LA citizens have detained 36 police officers believed to be involved in what are being termed a 'cop riot" caused by the lack of a proper beating not given to a Black man pulled over for a traffic violation. City authorities moved on...
Read full storyMold podiatrist claims William pushed him over cliff 'so he could rescue him in RAF chopper'
Flintshire, Wales - A Welsh specialist in manipulation of the lower extremities said today that Prince William only got his official Scouts rescue badge 'by blatant cheating'. Mold podologist Bryn Swallows claims he was ambushed at night in his be...
Read full storyPresident Obama and The First Mama Attend A Hip Hop Concert
DETROIT - President Barack Obama was the guest speaker at The 30th Annual Hip Hop Concert and Dinner which was held at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum. The president and the First Mama took in the sounds of such noted hip hop and rap artists as The...
Read full storyNew iPhone App Makes Congress More Responsive
Washington DC - Americans may soon be using their smart phones to force the Federal government to be more sensitive to their needs and opinions. The new, higher level of democracy comes thanks to a recently introduced iPhone app, called Voter A...
Read full storyRon and Fred on Crisps!
FRED: Crisp? RON: What are they, cheese n onion? FRED: Nah, barman said they're all out ov cheese n onion. All 'e 'ad was salt n vinegar, or ready salted. RON: I'll av one if it's plain. FRED: Nah, these are salt n vinegar, Ron. RON: Oh, you should av got plain, I would av ad one or two ov 'em if yed got a packet of plain crisps. FRED: So go n buy yerself a packet of plain...
Read full storyCaptive breeding centre to open in Ashford, Kent
In a first for medical science the Deputy Prime Minister will today open a captive breeding centre in Ashford. The centre will provide a habitat for lonely Liberal Democrat voters and hope to produce the next generation of Lib Dem voters. "I'm ve...
Read full storyDownton Abbey's Stock Falls Off the Fiscal Cliff
Living in a large country house in England in 1920 apparently is not much different than living in a large white house in Washington, D.C., in 2013. A fiscal cliff seems to be around the corner for old Downton, where the best offering from a rich...
Read full storyRihanna and Chris Brown Say They're Happier Than Most Couples
CHICAGO - Rihanna and her former boyfriend Chris Brown were recently spotted at the Windy City's infamous Crocked Crocodile Club having a fine old time giggling, laughing, and touching each others privates. Several patrons reported that the pair o...
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