State Sues Man for Child Support After Supplying Lesbian Couple with Sperm

Written by Buck E Filbert

Monday, 7 January 2013


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William Marotta was going through the Craig's list wanted section when he happened upon a request from a lesbian couple for a sperm donation so they could conceive a child.

William being a good neighbor decided to rub one out, put his man juice in a sample cup and deliver it to the couple to help them out.

Well, this came to that and three years after giving birth to the child the lesbian couple broke up. This break up left one of the ladies dependent on public assistance and the charity of others to support the child.

The State of Kansas is now suing Marotta for child support because he's the biological father of the child. Child Services is required to locate the biological father and seek support to lessen the burden on tax payers for other peoples mistakes.

Kansas State law has no provisions in it's current statutes to provide for today's situations when it comes to artificial insemination.

Marotta is seeking to have the injunction against him dropped considering there was specific paper work singed by all the parties reliquinshing him of parental responsibility.

For men this only reinforces the old saying, "dropping loads", careful where you do it.

Truth is stranger than fiction....

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