Doctors Try Applying Shortening After Man's Erection Lasts More Than Four Hours
Doctors said today that they're hoping a liberal application of Crisco shortening will help a man whose erection has persisted for more than a week. The patient, who requested anonymity, has been identified anyway as 55 year-old Burke DeMarpus.
Read full storyChris Huhne Pleads Guilty
It has taken 10 years for Lib Dem Chris Huhne to remember who was driving his car when he was at the wheel. But now, in a flash of light, the truth has dawned and Huhne has remembered the fatal day. MPs are now casting their minds back over things...
Read full storySuper Bowl Blackout Was No Accident, Pentagon Reports
New Orleans, Louisiana -- The 35-minute power failure at this year's Super Bowl was intentionally planned, according to US military officials, who revealed today that the outage was a failed test of a new Defense Department strategy. Called "Tu...
Read full storyQueer Tory Revolt
Tory MPs are turning their backs on the Government in a stand on Gay Marriage. Backbenchers, who never went to a Public School, are not willing to go into the Lobbies with their fellows. 'We draw the line at Gay Marriage' said Ray Parsnip, educate...
Read full storyMan Calls Emergency Services From Inside of a Giant Python
Police in the US are trying to rescue a man who mistakenly drove into a giant Burmese python in the Florida Everglades. The huge reptile was napping with its tunnel-sized mouth open when the man, a hunter from Gamesville, Georgia, inadvertently dr...
Read full storySat Nav Ultimate, the original planned journey 38 miles, became 900 miles through six countries
Solre-sur-Sambre in Belgium, to Zagreb in Croatia, in sixty hours In years to come, when the Solre-sur-Sambre to Zagreb car rally becomes well established, it will be the momentous first trip by 67-year-old Sabine Moreau, who orginally typed in a...
Read full storySuper Bowl Versus History of Zombies
In this age of too many TV channels, one can easily lose control of the remote and end up on an unexpected network. Opposite the Super Bowl, as usual, was Downton Abbey. Most of us can tell the difference between the deathly Dowager Countess and C...
Read full storySuper Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker
NEW ORLEANS - National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is alleging that the Super Bowl blackout that occurred during the third quarter of Super Bowl XLVII, between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers, was caused by two well-kn...
Read full storyNFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."
Useless NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has released a statement, claiming that the blackout that crippled tonight's Super Bowl was Pre-planned. "We did say that blackout rules apply," says the Commissioner, whose heavy-handed, inane Commissioneri...
Read full storyNFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."
NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault." Unnamed sources close to NFL scapegoat-finder / Commissioner Roger Goodell says that he will be issuing a statement tomorrow blaming the shitty play of the cornerbacks and safet...
Read full storyNew York Bookstore Angers Christians By Placing Bible In Fiction Department
A New York bookstore owner has angered customers by placing top selling book 'The Bible' in the fiction section of his store. Simon Hargreaves, 45, claims that the placement of the book in the fiction department was a mistake and has apologized to...
Read full storyKim Jong-un Places 2nd in North Korean Barbecue Competition
It was merely a common single rainbow that heralded Kim Jong-un's 2nd place finish this weekend at the First Annual North Korean BBQ Blowout in Pyongyang. State media praised the supreme leader of North Korea for his grilling expertise, noting that h...
Read full storyYogi Berra and the Pope Chat on Twitter
Breaking News Two of the world's most famous men have just engaged in a Twitter chat. The Spoof is pleased to bring you the text. Pope: Yo, Yogi. Bless you, my son. Yogi: Grazie, Holy Father, but I didn't sneeze. Finally, we can chat. Hard 2 get a conversation going around here. Everybody's talking 2 much. Pope: Si, si, I know what you mean. What are you doing today,...
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