Written by j.w.

Monday, 4 February 2013

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Memory Returns for Huhne!

It has taken 10 years for Lib Dem Chris Huhne to remember who was driving his car when he was at the wheel. But now, in a flash of light, the truth has dawned and Huhne has remembered the fatal day.

MPs are now casting their minds back over things they may have forgotten. David Cameron has said he has forgotten why he set up the Leveson Inquiry. George Osborne has realised that he forgot to have a plan B for when Plan A failed for the Economy. Nick Clegg has remembered that he joined the coalition because he wanted a taste of power before he disappeared into the long long grass of home.

All in all, Most MPs have remembered that they made false claims for expenses because they though they could get away with it.

'It is good we have honesty coming back to politics' said political pundit Gerald Goop 'I can't remember a time when MPs forgot so much but said sod all.'

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Topics: Chris Huhne

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