Cuban Lawmakers Critical of Musician's Visit
Two Cuban lawmakers are expressing "displeasure" over a trip to the United States this week by Cuban musical comedy stars Ricky Ricardo and Lucy Ricardo. The two reportedly traveled to the United States to mark their sixtieth wedding anniversary.
Read full storyJohn Farrell: Public Enemy #1 in Toronto
During the off-season of MLB, Blue Jays manager was traded to the Red Sox for Mike Aviles. You'd think they would be happy to rid of a less than .500 manager in Canada where skating on thin ice is a way of life. Instead, the crowd at the game o...
Read full storyRichard Dawkins re science - "it works - bitches"
Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is yet again making the headlines. During a debate, Dawkins is asked "how do you justify scientific method?", to which Dawkins reels of a list of scientifically provable examples, such...
Read full storyNew York Mob Boss Says He Can Take Care of Kim Jong Un
BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini is the head of one of New York's most notorious crime families. The mob boss recently stated that he has had his fill of listening to the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un go on and on about how he is planning on atta...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Sells His Wyoming Ranch
LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber is concerned that he may be having to shell out some big bucks due to a couple of lawsuits that have been filed against him. One lawsuit contends that Bieber spat on his neighbor because he complained that Bieber's thre...
Read full storyGovernor Jan Brewer and The Subject of Same Sex Marriages
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just issued her latest governor's directive which she feels will help to get her re-elected. The governor recently appeared on The Viagra View and she was interviewed by Larry King. King asked her how she felt...
Read full storyRush Limbaugh and The Orlando Magic Rumors
NEW YORK CITY - The word on Madison Avenue is that GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is thinking about possibly purchasing the Orlando Magic of the National Basketball Association. Back in May of 2011, Limbaugh was unsuccessful in his bid to...
Read full storyMickey D's Announces An Amazing New Addition To Its Happy Meals
CHICAGO - The world's number one restaurant franchise is always having to keep one step ahead of the competition. Walter B. Frothfizzle, 53, spokesperson for the McDonald's chain stated that they've noticed in their corporate rear view mirror that...
Read full storyWhere Oh Where Is The $700 Million?
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As everyone knows it is not easy in this day and age to have money intended to go here to end up over there or money meant for this project to end up funding another totally unrelated project. The American people have seen that...
Read full storyAmerican Idol Sends Burnell Taylor Back To Louisiana
HOLLYWOOD - Well American Idol record producer Jimmy Iovine got it wrong again, as he had predicted that Lazaro Arbos would be the one going home on this week's show. Iovine and a lot of American Idol viewers including some of the judges were shoc...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Says He Fears Nothing
PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has shown the world that he is the Asian version of the Eveready Battery bunny who just goes on and on and on. The roly-poly chump with the Nazi-looking hairdo talks as if he was the leader...
Read full storyHuhne Prison Diary Day 22
Dear Diary, Thank god I'm not in that hell-hole of a place Wandsworth anymore. It was a nightmare to be in there. All I could hear were the little lambs screaming every night and there was nothing that could take their screams away. Now all I can hear is their silence and it's so peaceful. Now I'm residing at her majesty's pleasure in an 'Open Prison' which is completely different from Wan...
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