Mickey D's Announces An Amazing New Addition To Its Happy Meals

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 6 April 2013

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McDonald's is reporting that they will be reducing the amount of sesame seeds on its hamburger buns.

CHICAGO - The world's number one restaurant franchise is always having to keep one step ahead of the competition.

Walter B. Frothfizzle, 53, spokesperson for the McDonald's chain stated that they've noticed in their corporate rear view mirror that one of the nation's newest restaurants Burger Bandit is getting closer and closer.

Mr. Frothfizzle stated that in an effort to keep one or five steps ahead of Burger Bandit and the other burger chains Mickey D's will soon be introducing what promises to be an amazing innovation.

On May 1, the burger giant will be adding certificates good for allergy shots in all of its Happy Meal Deal boxes.

The allergy shot certificates will not have an expiration date and can be redeemed at any emergency clinic, doctor's office, and most local drugstores.

SIDENOTE: Frothfizzle stated that if the allergy shot certificates are successful the company could next consider adding certificates for free vasectomies and tubal ligation's which the kids can give to their parents or guardians.

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