Governor Jan Brewer and The Subject of Same Sex Marriages

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 6 April 2013

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Governor Jan Brewer shown without makeup. (Photo courtesy of Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio).

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just issued her latest governor's directive which she feels will help to get her re-elected.

The governor recently appeared on The Viagra View and she was interviewed by Larry King.

King asked her how she felt on the issue of gay marriages. At first the governor tried to skirt the issue by telling Larry how much she enjoys watching The Viagra View and especially seeing Regis Philbin do his Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.

Governor Brewer, who is 68, also mentioned that she loves Bob Dylan who is the musical director on the show.

She coyly confided to Larry that she remembers hearing Dylan's song "Lay Lay Lady" and fantasizing that he was talking to her.

"Thank you for all of those nice words governor," King remarked, "But tell me about your feelings on same sex marriages."

The governor took a deep breath and replied that she knows that the matter of gay and lesbian marriages is a hot topic.

She said that she would really rather talk about the border fence or about her banning the use of the word olé in her state.

King nodded his head in disapproval and told her to answer the damn question and quit beating around the bush.

She uttered a little moan and said that she would explain her stance on the subject.

She told King that she is against same-sex marriage; especially if it is between two men or two women.

King got a puzzled look on his face.

"Okay governor I see we're all out of time and let me just say this about that fence. I have seen it first hand, up close and I hate to say it but it is working about as well as perfume on a skunk."

In Other News. Kris Humphries, who is still legally married to Kim Kardashian, stated to Ellen DeGeneres that if Kim keeps getting fatter and fatter she is going to have to be transported in a U-Haul truck.

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