PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has shown the world that he is the Asian version of the Eveready Battery bunny who just goes on and on and on.
The roly-poly chump with the Nazi-looking hairdo talks as if he was the leader of China or Russia instead of the leader of North Korea, which according to Zydeco Dupree is about the size of Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Kim Jong Un is a perfect example of a little man with a Napoleon complex who talks a big game but who could barely be the team batboy.
Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that Kimmy, as Vice-President Joe Biden has tagged the North Korean Pillsbury Doughboy, is simply going to end up with a bunch of U.S. missiles stuck up his silo.
To show exactly just how removed from reality KJU really is he was recently told by one of his national scientists that a meteor the size of Milwaukee is heading towards North Korea.
Kim Jong Un smiled, dabbed at his mess of hair and said that he will give orders to shoot the Solar System infidel down with one of his missiles.
Meanwhile President Obama is shaking his head and saying that the Las Vegas oddsmakers are giving 8 to 1 odds that if Mr. Un keeps on letting his mouth write checks that his ass can't cash he will soon become the leader of the biggest rock pile on the face of the Earth.
