New York Mob Boss Says He Can Take Care of Kim Jong Un

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 6 April 2013

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The license plates on Salvatore Goombalini's Bentley read "MOB 1."

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini is the head of one of New York's most notorious crime families.

The mob boss recently stated that he has had his fill of listening to the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un go on and on about how he is planning on attacking the United States with his arsenal of missiles.

Goombalini said that one of his top informants has assured him that Kim Jong Un only has 17 missiles and out of those only 4 are equipped with warheads.

Sal and his nine brothers are one of the most feared crime families in the entire nation.

The Goombalini Family has the inherent ability of being able to talk to individuals and easily convincing them to do whatever it is that Don Salvatore Goombalini wants them to do.

Reports out of Brooklyn are that Sal has spoken to two high ranking U.S. officials about sending his top hitman Garibaldi "Boom Boom" Glockanetti to have a little face-to-face talk with Kim Jong Un.

In A Related Story - Sal Goombalini recently assured Mayor Mike Bloomberg that he will personally look into getting the Big Gulp matter straightened out for him.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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