Weiner comes back with a 'Fun City' revival plan
New York -- Distinguished former Congressman Anthony Weiner is testing the waters for a run for mayor, releasing a multi-level plan that would return this metropolis to its Fun City roots. For openers, the proposal would bring back the grit and gr...
Read full storyGOP Rebrands, Goes Back To The Future!
Washington DC- After much navel gazing, a great deal of market research,and millions of dollars worth of tarot and palm readings,The RNC has come to the only logical conclusion. The Republican brand is un-salvageable. Therefore, RNC chairman...
Read full storyActor Steve Buscemi Tells Oprah Winfrey He Has Too Many Teeth
During an emotional television interview, actor Steve Buscemi acknowledged that he's known for years that he has too many teeth. "I'm tired of lying about it and decided to admit it--I have way too many teeth," the 55-year-old Buscemi told Oprah...
Read full storyCheaper Natural Gas Means Fewer People Must Rely on Flatulence for Home Heating
America's new surplus of natural gas is not only putting money into the pockets of energy companies, but is also providing a break for renters and homeowners, says one expert. "Before the price drop, many Americans couldn't afford natural gas serv...
Read full storyHitler: I hope Bieber would have been a fan
Following news of teen-sensation Justin Bieber's comments in the Anne Frank museum guestbook, a Bavarian spirit guide has managed to find Bieber a fan from the afterlife - Adolf Hitler. The medium, Hans Gruber, says that the message from the forme...
Read full storyOMG! Jenna Bush Hager's baby is...a Democrat!!
New York - A weird port-wine stain birthmark on baby Margaret Laura 'Mila' Hager's forehead reads Vote Hillary 2016! according to a Hells Kitchen Maternity Hospital source where the birth took place on Saturday night. "Looks like she's inherited G...
Read full storySox Star David Ortiz Felled By Mysterious Illness
Red Sox Manager John Farrell has joined the medical community of Sox managers who make a diagnosis. If you recall, Terry Francona famously declared that his ace pitcher Josh Beckett suffered from the slings and arrows of "intestinal turmoil." T...
Read full storyLady Gaga goes to Brazil and ends up in prison
Singing diva Lady Gaga added a less prestigious line to her music awards: Brazilian Prison inmate No. 43223-015. Gaga, best known for her stage performances and music hits had surrendered shortly before noon at Carandiru prison in Sao Paulo, Brazi...
Read full storyTwo North Korean Pole Dancers Admit They Were Planning on Kidnapping Kim Jong Un
NEW YORK CITY - The American Spotlight News Agency is reporting that a plot to kidnap North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been foiled. The New York City based news agency stated that one of its North Korean correspondents identified as Foo "Timmy"...
Read full storyAnn Coulter and Whoopi Goldberg Get Into It On The View
LOS ANGELES - Republican mouthpiece Ann Coulter made a rare appearance on The View daytime talk show. The 41-year-old political maven was asked by Whoopi Goldberg if she has ever in her life said anything nice about anyone. Coulter reflected fo...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Points Out That The U.S. and North Korea Are A Lot Alike
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden informed the White House Press Corps that he had just received an email from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The vice-president said that he was surprised to see that Kim appeared to actually be in a be...
Read full storyMariah Carey Disses Nicki Minaj
LOS ANGELES - It is no secret that the two female judges on American Idol cannot stand each other. Fellow judge Randy "The Dawg" Jackson recently revealed to Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti that Mariah "La Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus C...
Read full storyLeBron "The Weatherman" James Proves He's A Jack-of-All-Trades
MIAMI - LeBron "The Weatherman" James has just shown that not only is he a fantastic basketball player, but he is also one top rate weatherman. LeBron posted an Instagram of flooded streets in Miami and it was picked up by The National Weather Ser...
Read full storyChina Tells North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Stop Acting Like A Spoiled Brat
WASHINGTON, D.C. - China's Secretary of Asian Affairs Gong Ming Bing Bing, 67, has just sent a crystal clear message to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The message which was highlighted in red demands that Kim Jong Un come to his senses and stop...
Read full storyFiona Shaw planned out affair with Dakota Fanning
Dakota Fanning has added her name to an ever-increasing list of women who have come forward or been called out for reportedly having affairs with old Fiona Shaw, bringing the tally to at least nine. Tabloids over the weekend named teen star Selena...
Read full storyHugh Jackman stalked by Lady Gaga
Hugh Jackman got the surprise of his life during the weekend. An ugly looking woman that appeared drunk screamed out "I love you Wolverine" as she chased the handsome actor with a bowl of linguine while he was at a New York City gym, Jackman's pub...
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