Kim Jong Un Points Out That The U.S. and North Korea Are A Lot Alike

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 15 April 2013

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Vice-President Joe Biden was surprised to receive an email from Kim Jong Un. (Photo courtesy of Gov. Chris Christie).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden informed the White House Press Corps that he had just received an email from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

The vice-president said that he was surprised to see that Kim appeared to actually be in a better mood than he has been in the last two weeks.

Vice-President Biden laughed as he said that Kimmy ended his email with two smiley faces.

The vice-president was asked what the email contained. Biden put down his bottle of Delaware Punch and said that Kimmy mentioned how much alike his country and the U.S. actually are.

Biden divulged that the North Korean leader wrote that the flags of the two countries contain the same exact three colors; red, white, and blue.

Kim Jong Un also noted that his country's flag has one star while the American flag has 49 stars.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: For some strange reason known only to him, Kim Jong Un does not recognize Alaska as being part of the United States.]

The leader of North Korea also noted that both countries enjoy the heck out of rice but he did add that the North Koreans eat their rice with chopsticks whereas the Americans eat their rice with forks.

Kim closed his email by saying that he, just like President Obama, wonders exactly just how many more chances Lindsay Lohan is going to be given before she is actually made to serve time in prison like any other woman in America would have to do.

SIDENOTE: Surprisingly Kim Jong Un did not mention one word in his email about missiles.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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