Mitt Romney Tells Sarah Palin To Shut Her Alaskan Trap
CINCINNATI - Mitt Romney was in the city that is the home to the Cincinnati Reds and the Cincinnati Bengals. The GOP presidential candidate was speaking before a crowd of undecided voters in the parking lot of an IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant.
Read full storyTrump Offers $5,000,000 For Obama's Outer Space Report Cards
He's at it again, and he's doing it just before Dennis Rodman bites Gary Busey's ears off. Donald Trump, full-time billionare and promininent whackadoodle, has challenged President Obama to a monetary stare-down, coincidentally just before his tra...
Read full storyA Nation Weeps As Hannity Threatens To Quit Fox News
Fox News' very own conservative spewer of spin, Sean Hannity, has sensationally threatened to abandon the much loved "news" channel if Mitt Romney loses the presidential election. On his daily Romney campaign show, a seething Hannity told his wors...
Read full storyEnd of the United States of America
Washington DC, USA. In emerging news here (if you believe the street urchins), President Barack Obama and challenger, Mit Romney, have agreed to partition the entire continental United States of America into red and blue states. The net effect being...
Read full storyNick Clegg Apologises...Again
The Liberal Democrats have finally come up with a tactic that might see them claw some of their respectability back. Most likely it will just reinforce people's opinions of them (being spineless, EU kissing, wankers) but it might not. Following the success of Nick Clegg's apology over tuition fees they have decided to get him to apologise for other things as well. We at Back and to the Lef...
Read full storyHull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive
Council chiefs in Kingston-Upon-Hull have unveiled a proposal designed to boost the city's tourism industry. Their madcap idea is to rename the city 'Hell'. Council spokesman Claude Dogsbody explained the barmy plans earlier today. "Tourism fig...
Read full storyLance Armstrong To Lose Right To Be Called Lance Armstrong
Cycling legend Lance Armstrong, who has recently been stripped of his seven Tour de France victories because of as-yet-unproven drug-taking allegations, is rumoured to be in danger of losing his right to be called Lance Armstrong. The rumour, star...
Read full storyPalin looks to Raisins for Inspiration
Former Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin has been accused of making a racist comment when she accused President Obama of 'shuck and jive shtick'. In a statement Palin said "I just said what his voters might say. I used to watch them Californ...
Read full storyRex Ryan Puts Aside Hot Sauce and Goes for the Main Entree
Rex Ryan's diet has left him with a hunger for victory. The Head Coach of the New York Jets has been microwaved to a crisp with another controversy. This week he apologized for saying he wanted to put "hot sauce" on Reggie Bush, which led to the J...
Read full storyUnderage? Want a Drink? There's an App for That
It's been a problem faced by youth across the world since the invention of under-age drinking laws: how to get served alcohol when under the legal age. For iPhone users who know what they're doing, this will no longer be a problem. "I've managed t...
Read full storyHeidi Montag To Host New Reality Show
BEVERLY HILLS - Heidi Montag was sitting at the bar of The Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills drinking a Singapore Sling when she was approached by a reporter for an entertainment media publication. Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times...
Read full storyThird Base Conspires to Give Giants Game One in World Series
Detroit fans are calling it a conspiracy, the US Secret Service is calling it a free trick, both presidential candidates claim that third base is a disgruntled New York Yankees fan and everyone else, really wants to know if Big Bird will be on next s...
Read full storyBO has MO on Waffles
Michele Obama surprised her supporters today by expressing her affection for waffles, especially when served by her husband, Barack. The First Lady is known for promoting healthy food, and most would not expect waffles to make her approval list.
Read full storyRussell Brand Says He Can't Help His Charles Manson Stare
EL SEGUNDO - Russell Brand was sitting in The Second Base Bar when he was approached by the bar manager. Brand was told by Guido Gunafoochee that he needed to tone down his enthusiasm a bit as he was using way too many curse words and there were s...
Read full storyPresident Obama Courts the Black Vote
Washington DC: The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) has charged that President Obama and the Democratic Party are ignoring issues that affect African Americans. There are many black conservatives and clergymen wh...
Read full storyChuck Norris Shows In School Horror
A head teacher has resigned from his job at a Primary School after showing the children (some as young as seven) a YouTube clip. The clip, called "Five Rules In Every Chuck Norris Movie", shows Chuck throwing people through windows and headbutting st...
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