Kristen Stewarts' habitual swearing questioned

A journalist who recently interviewed Ms Stewart in connection with a publicity article for her recently released film "On The Road" has contacted a top behavioral therapist in despair and posed the question ,"Could Kristen Stewart have Tourette's Sy...

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Michigan To Begin Issuing Fines To Undecided Voters

Funny story: Michigan To Begin Issuing Fines To Undecided Voters

LANSING, Michigan - Governor Rick Snyder speaking from his Governor's Mansion, Ethanol Estates, has just issued a governor's directive. The governor has said that he is sick and tired of hearing about all of these so called undecided voters. He...

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Australian Opposition Leader "A Pussycat"

Funny story: Australian Opposition Leader "A Pussycat"

The wife of Australian opposition leader Tony Abbott has come out in defence of her husband who was labelled a misogynist by Prime Minister Julia Gillard in a forthright speech on Thursday. Kylie Abbott said that she was "spitting blood" after hea...

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The NFL Cleveland Browns Are 0-5 And May Move To Anchorage, Alaska

Funny story: The NFL Cleveland Browns Are 0-5 And May Move To Anchorage, Alaska

CLEVELAND - The rumblings being heard on Lake Erie are not weather-related but football-related. The Cleveland Browns at 0-5 possess the worst won-loss record of any of the 32 National Football League teams. Owner Jimmy Haslam has said that the...

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Eagles Quarterback Michael Vick Says That His New Dog Is Really Only Half Dog

Funny story: Eagles Quarterback Michael Vick Says That His New Dog Is Really Only Half Dog

PHILADELPHIA - Quarterback Michael Vick's team, the Philadelphia Eagles, is currently sitting on top of the NFL's NFC Eastern Conference with a 3-2 record. And it appears that, as usually happens with people who get in trouble, Old Mother Trouble...

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Kobe Bryant Promises The Lakers Will Be This Year's NBA Champions

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Promises The Lakers Will Be This Year's NBA Champions

LOS ANGELES - The greatest Laker in the history of the Lakers organization, according to Kobe Bean Bryant, has just said that there is no way that the Lakers will not win the NBA championship this year. Kobe, speaking with Sports Balls Illustrated...

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Opus Dei procured Jimmy Savile's papal gong

Funny story: Opus Dei procured Jimmy Savile's papal gong

London - "Just don't ask about 'what lubricants'?" a former Opus Dei zombie commented as news broke that the shadowy self-flagellation cult greased the palms that gonged up old perv Jimmy with a Pontifical Equestrian Order of St Gregory the Great kn...

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Only His Hairdresser Knows for Sure: Brandon Spikes Tweets

Brandon Spikes (who won infamy and glory for exposing himself on a sex tape), a la Kim Kardashian back in a college sack before he joined the Patriots, offered more self-deprecating humor this week. Alas, gay liberals are not in a joking mood this...

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Paul Ryan Discusses His Many Nicknames With Piers Morgan

Funny story: Paul Ryan Discusses His Many Nicknames With Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Paul Ryan appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and right off the bat he was asked by the British host how he felt about being called Little Bunny Foo Foo. Paul turned as red as a Chattanooga cherry and then pointed out that being calle...

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Paul Ryan Talks About Martha Raddatz and The V.P. Debate

Funny story: Paul Ryan Talks About Martha Raddatz and The V.P. Debate

WAPAKONETA, Ohio - Paul Ryan, fresh from his Vice-Presidential Debate, pulled into Wapakoneta on his Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour. He spoke before a crowd of independent voters that had gathered in the parking lot of Bubba Bick...

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Honey Boo Gets Into It With Ellen DeGeneres

Funny story: Honey Boo Gets Into It With Ellen DeGeneres

HOLLYWOOD - The star of TLCs Here Comes Honey Boo, Alana Thompson recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. The little seven-year-old in four-inch heels demonstrated to Ellen the way that she walks during her beauty pageant competitions. E...

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Paul Ryan Hints That When Romney Is Elected He'll Probably Invade Denmark

Funny story: Paul Ryan Hints That When Romney Is Elected He'll Probably Invade Denmark

NAPOLEON, Ohio - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was asked by GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle about the rumor floating around the Great Lakes area. The political rumor is that The Old Flip Flopper has stated that when he is elected pr...

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Mitt Romney Vows That Tax Cuts Will Start With Millionaires

Funny story: Mitt Romney Vows That Tax Cuts Will Start With Millionaires

LANCASTER, Ohio - Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Lancaster, Ohio, the town that was named after Lancaster, Laos. He told a crowd of semi-enthusiastic independents that if he is elected president he will keep...

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