Written by Backandtotheleft

Thursday, 25 October 2012

A head teacher has resigned from his job at a Primary School after showing the children (some as young as seven) a YouTube clip. The clip, called "Five Rules In Every Chuck Norris Movie", shows Chuck throwing people through windows and headbutting strangers.. The reason for showing them the clip wasn't educational but because Chuck Norris is awesome.

A concerned (read interfering) mother said:

"Tulisa my daughter was terrified Chuck Norris was coming to get her."

Back and to the Left news can't help but wonder if the head teacher has stumbled upon the greatest disciplinarian tool in the ongoing battle against unruly youth. Telling them if they don't behave Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse their head off and puppet their body with his pecs. It would have worked on us when we were younger meaning we would never have stole that bus.

Another mother said:

"My little Jimmy will be having nightmares. At least when he slaughters hundreds of soldiers on Call Of Duty he knows it isn't real. A film could be based on a true story and what if he roundhouse kicks someone's head off just to be like Chuck?"

If he manages to do that then we want to see it in a YouTube clip.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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