Secret service dishes dirt on Nancy and Harry
A rogue member of the secret service has shed some light on the widely held belief that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are an item. Ron 'Butch' Brown a twelve year veteran told reporters yesterday: 'Hell yeah they are' He then gleefully recalled t...
Read full story19-year-old has coolest dorm room 1992 has ever seen
MIAMI, OH--Replete with its multiple posters of Michael Jordan and Spud Webb, Super Nintendo, GoldStar TV and vinyl copy of Dr. Dre's The Chronic, Miami University sophomore Nick Mostey indisputably has the coolest dorm room on campus were it the yea...
Read full storyHoney Boo Boo Asks Jay Leno, "Why Does Romney Hate Big Bird?"
HOLLYWOOD - Little Honey Boo Boo has managed to knock Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, and Paul "Skippy" Ryan all off the front page. The seven-year-old star of TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo recently appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Le...
Read full storySenator Alexander's Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment
Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander has reportedly suffered a mildly harassing comment on his official Facebook profile. The offending remark was in response to an article the Senator posted which warned against the dangers of the looming fiscal cliff.
Read full storyGuatemala Says They've Developed A Nuclear Weapon
GUATEMALA CITY - The tiny Central American country of Guatemala has just issued an international press release stating that after several years of research, planning, and development they now have a nuclear weapon. A spokesperson for the Guatemala...
Read full storyS & M toys are now more popular than dildos amongst females!
The times they are a changing especially amongst the female fraternity because now it seems that S & M toys are even more popular than dildos, vibrators and other ancient titilators! The modern woman is buying whips, butt plugs, handcuffs, lea...
Read full storyGirls Aloud Reform And It's All Thanks To Bono
Tiny Irish rock knob-head Bono, 3' 4", has sensationally reformed Girls Aloud he said today, from his castle in Switzerland. The U2 frontman has taken full responsibility for the girl bands reformation, telling reporters that he should now be offi...
Read full storySexy Manchester Wins Award For Sexiness
Manchester has been voted England's "sexiest" city in a poll conducted by someone with way too much time on their hands. Back and to the Lefts hometown of Hull didn't even make the top twenty, which is a shame. Syphilis first cases in England were di...
Read full storyTrials and tribulations of transitioning - the questions
As a man who is in the process of becoming a woman, I get asked quite a lot of questions. In a bid to help every M2F person out there, I'll give you the answers to all your questions in this easily digestible guide. Whatever the question, the answer is: "Mind your own bloody business." There, that wasn't too hard, was it? The above sentiment is the one you really need, but some people jus...
Read full storyCivil Servants Suspended
David Cameron has suspended civil servants in the Department of Energy for misleading him about energy. After talking to civil servants Cameron thought he was told that the Government was going to put forward legislation to force energy companies...
Read full storyA refusal to engage in sexual acts with the opposite sex a discrimination too far, says Nick Griffin
The leader of the BNP, Nick Griffin, has finally revealed his compassionate side by claiming a refusal to engage in sexual acts with the opposite sex is a discrimination too far, after he put the address of a gay couple who won a landmark court rulin...
Read full storySneaks, Kicks, and Horse Shoes: the Celtics Branch Out to Fulvous Yellow
The Celtics had a tradition last season of having only one person wear a specially colored sneakers. It is usually Paul Pierce or Rajon Rondo, and last season they wore a bright green sneaker. The idea seemed limited. Perhaps it was in a rotation...
Read full storyStuart Pearce livid at being branded a 'Baboon'
Sky Sources (Mustard & Ketchup) believe that football officials have confirmed that they will be launching an inquiry into Stuart Pearce's red card and touch-line ban. Pearce reacted to alleged racist abuse from home fans by kicking a football...
Read full storyO.J. will sell 'murder knife' for $5 million--Jimmy Hoffa found during prison cavity search!
NEVADA STATE PENETENTARY (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson is offering to sell the knife that was used to slay his wife, Nicole, and her friend Ron Goldman, for the sum of $5 million. Guards at NSP immediately tossed his cell but found nothing other than a ba...
Read full storyLed Zeppelin's Brand New Album
Led Zeppelin was first formed in 1968, 44 years ago. The band has just released their latest album which is titled Just Blimpin' Along. The album title was thought up by Jimmy Page. Just Blimpin' Along was recorded on the Vinyl Record Recording Label at the prestigious San Andreas Fault Recording Studios located in Tarzana, California. The band's lead singer Robert Plant, 64, said that all...
Read full storyNew York Jets' Tim Tebow Says He'll Play Any Position
NEW YORK CITY - Jets coach Rex Ryan stated that the Jets will be without two of their running backs when they pull into Foxborough, Massachusetts to take on the New England Patriots. He was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily a...
Read full storySenator Rubio's Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment
Freshmen U.S. Senator Marco Rubio has reportedly suffered a mildly harassing comment on his official Facebook profile. The offending remark was in response to an article the Senator posted which claimed, "Rubio slams Obama, Biden on economy." The...
Read full storyBritney Spears Finally Reveals Why She Dumped Justin Timberlake
REDONDO BEACH - Britney Spears was having the Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo Platter at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner when she noticed iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli sitting a few tables away. The X-Factor judge, who knows that Miss Vermicelli...
Read full storyLocal Man Threatens Scathing You Tube Skit Following Funeral Fiasco
A local man has threatened to respond to what he described as "the ultimate insult" by performing in a You Tube skit - impersonating his own brother. And making him look a right 'twat'. Martin Shuttlecock, a dashingly handsome and pioneering satir...
Read full storyBoston Teams Compete for Felix Baumgartner
Who's faster than a speeding bullet heading nowhere? Who's able to sink like a stone in a pond? If you know someone like that, then Boston sports teams want your services. Boston's once glorious franchises are desperately looking for the right pe...
Read full storyPaul Ryan's Grandmother Is Voting For President Obama
OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Paul Ryan has just received some devastating political news. It appears that his grandmother Mayshack Ophelia Woodpeckler, 93, has written him a letter telling him that she has decided that she is going to vote for President O...
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